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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

then no we didnt go in exactly the same direction

[windeity]

wait is yours mewpac then?

[parodeity]

youre like the conductor of clueless station

[ a second later he just answers by virtue of attaching his non-lockscreen, which is one of the UNFORTUNATELY MANY pictures he's taken of john, this one of john laughing. at him? with him? doesn't really matter. ]

[windeity]

[Dave that's gay. But it's fine, he's. Hm. It's...]

you are an actual ninja, i am fully convinced. i remember this but i wasn't paying close enough attention.
you make me happiest, i think.

[parodeity]

[ shut up he's never pretended not to be fairly gay in this lifetime ]

i think youre just too used to me taking pictures at this point

[windeity]

that is probably true. and i don't mind!
this place would be a cool backdrop for pictures.

[parodeity]

why are you being mean to me

[windeity]

lmao how am i being mean? i am just saying.

[parodeity]

well i cant take pictures of you in this fantastic backdrop location now can i

[windeity]

this place is only a few hours outside of the city. maybe when this is all over we can figure out how to come back.
so daydream about it, i guess.

[parodeity]

what if i have better things to daydream about

[windeity]

gonna share?

[parodeity]

nope

[windeity]

i will make them up then.

[parodeity]

by all means
what is your fantasy dave daydreaming about

[windeity]

taking a nap with me on the beach in hawaii. what else?

[parodeity]

why does fantasy dave want sand everywhere

[windeity]

fantasy dave is on a blanket that doesn't have a lot of sand so it doesn't even matter.

[parodeity]

fantasy dave seems pretty ooc unless youve brought shit to distract him

[windeity]

i'm shirtless and i brought a book for you, does that count?

[parodeity]

depends whats the book

[windeity]

something we can make funny voices to.
like one of those shel silverstein poetry books or something.
maybe a tolkien book.

[parodeity]

i suppose fantasy dave can survive on that

[windeity]

and apple juice served with one of those dumb drink umbrellas?

[parodeity]

be still my heart
we should get some of those actually
since they like immediately class up any drink
we can hang around drinking non classy shit but it'll be classy anyway