JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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Well..?
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but his left hand shifts up to touch the arms at his middle and he tilts his head like he's listening. ]
...Well what? You seem to have somethin' in mind.
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sometimes it's best to just let john get to his point rather than to assume where he's going to end up. ]
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[ and he's giving john a hard time for no reason, but he shifts to try to get out of john's grip (can't see the guy if john is hugging him from behind) so he can turn and let his own hands fall cautiously to john's waist. ]
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[Kiss him already.]
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instead of kissing john, dave pushes back a little to get john to move...backwards, presumably, until they hit a desk? ]
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his hands tighten their grip and he gives john ample time to shove him off before boosting john onto the desk?
it makes the height differential easier (or kind of admittedly just tips it in john's favor a bit instead) and it's easy to drop his hands to either side of john's legs. ]
...You don't have to ask for permission, though. I'll tell you in advance if I ever want you to like, not. [ he's just. settling himself between john's legs leaning in and eyeing john almost curiously. ]
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(The height advantage helps a lot.)]
...I know. Sometimes I just think it is better to ask, but good to know. [He'll lean a little closer but not quite kiss him yet.] Open invite, then?
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but also. after a minute of staring calmly at john to see? ]
For the record, this is special service because it's you. [ he'll reach up to remove his shades, folding them and reaching over to put them on the other desk, neatly. then he'll straighten again, as much as he ever does. his weight is on his hands and leaning against the desk. ] Clear for liffdoff, captain.
[ he pronounces it dumb and throwaway reference, because of course he does. ]
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Consider me honored. [And that's pretty much all he says because he's tired of talking. He's tired of talking and their food will be here probably in 10 minutes but who cares? Not John! Not John, who's pressing his mouth to Dave's immediately and sighing against his lips before wrapping a hand loosely around one of Dave's wrists, also immediately relaxing and parting his own lips. So here we are.]
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It's progress. He'll take it and his hand grips onto Dave's on the desk either way.]
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a quiet sigh into the kiss and yeah fuck he'll miss this. ]
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Stupid field trip. Stupid assignments. Stupid, stupid, stupid.]
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he stops kissing slow and presses into john harder anyway. ]
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