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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

and apple juice served with one of those dumb drink umbrellas?

[parodeity]

be still my heart
we should get some of those actually
since they like immediately class up any drink
we can hang around drinking non classy shit but it'll be classy anyway

[windeity]

sure. we can buy them in bulk or something, can't be too hard.

[parodeity]

we can always drink them at the community pool

[windeity]

not in february probably.
it's a thing we can do on the front porch of the future house watching the apple tree grow.

[parodeity]

unless we have a house by next month thats way too far off for umbrella drinks to wait

[windeity]

what makes you so sure we WON'T have a house by then?

[parodeity]

i thought you wanted to wait till this semester was over duh

[windeity]

i do! i do just because we are definitely paying for the dorm still but the semester will be over in like three months.

[parodeity]

that should feel shorter than it does

[windeity]

if we found the perfect house before then, would you consider living in it part-time until the semester's over?

[parodeity]

yeah

[windeity]

let's start looking in march then.
for real.
we kind of have a list of things we want anyway.

[parodeity]

its a very domestic date

[windeity]

somehow i feel like domestic sometimes suits us?

[parodeity]

wow only sometimes
there go my suburban housewife dreams
i knew it was too good to be true

[windeity]

are you really the suburban housewife here if i am the one wearing the apron?

[parodeity]

fuck yeah i am i can pull off languishing better than you

[windeity]

what does that even mean?

[parodeity]

isnt that a vintage sexist housewife thing
languishing on shit
maybe its more victorian

[windeity]

i think that's victorian with the fainting couches and stuff.

[parodeity]

are you opposed to me being your housewife

[windeity]

not exactly.
i would be okay with you being a hot housewife.

[parodeity]

finally youre supporting my dreams

[windeity]

if you really wanted to be a housewife i would not stop you but i think you would eventually get bored.