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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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normal font too!

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[windeity]

i do! i do just because we are definitely paying for the dorm still but the semester will be over in like three months.

[parodeity]

that should feel shorter than it does

[windeity]

if we found the perfect house before then, would you consider living in it part-time until the semester's over?

[parodeity]

yeah

[windeity]

let's start looking in march then.
for real.
we kind of have a list of things we want anyway.

[parodeity]

its a very domestic date

[windeity]

somehow i feel like domestic sometimes suits us?

[parodeity]

wow only sometimes
there go my suburban housewife dreams
i knew it was too good to be true

[windeity]

are you really the suburban housewife here if i am the one wearing the apron?

[parodeity]

fuck yeah i am i can pull off languishing better than you

[windeity]

what does that even mean?

[parodeity]

isnt that a vintage sexist housewife thing
languishing on shit
maybe its more victorian

[windeity]

i think that's victorian with the fainting couches and stuff.

[parodeity]

are you opposed to me being your housewife

[windeity]

not exactly.
i would be okay with you being a hot housewife.

[parodeity]

finally youre supporting my dreams

[windeity]

if you really wanted to be a housewife i would not stop you but i think you would eventually get bored.

[parodeity]

eh
probably not actually
thats the kind of bullshit i was into even back then
just the absolute mundane

[windeity]

well.
i am not opposed to taking care of you if that is what you want to do.
but you might need to learn how to use half of the appliances i bought first.

[parodeity]

wow
but nah i mean i plan to like
get a degree if the world lasts that long
do things
convince you we need family pics w the cat

[windeity]

the world has to last that long, i promised you at least four years.
anyway we took a family photo with the cat at christmas and it was only a little weird so we can probably keep doing that.

[parodeity]

what if i want more

[windeity]

more than four years or more cat pictures?
both are incredibly negotiable.

[parodeity]

ill let you know when i run out

[windeity]

sure dave, if you say so.