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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[parodeity]

fine

[windeity]

add it to the list of shit to do when we get home.

[parodeity]

what do i get when i kick your ass

[windeity]

a day where you can tell me to do whatever you want and i'll do it no arguments?

[parodeity]

youd do that anyway if i asked no dice

[windeity]

not always!
what would you want then?

[parodeity]

hm
like what full day actitvity?

[windeity]

or split up the day into a few activities, either or.

[parodeity]

i dunno
honestly dont
maybe go to the art museum again?

[windeity]

i could do that, sure.
we'll call it then, if you win we go to the art museum.

[parodeity]

or like
well
maybe id like to just hang out together elsewhere

[windeity]

babe you know when can do that whenever you want. there does not have to be like set circumstances to meet that.

[parodeity]

i cant think of a thing worth an entire day rn
like
that you havent already said yes to before
i guess whenever summer hits we can do a beach day or smth
always assuming monsters dont take over the beach or whatever

[windeity]

i would like a beach day a lot!
and anyway if there were monsters at the beach we could just film them for our documentary.

[parodeity]

yeah i kind figured
i also figured youd like to go on like a nature hike or something abhorrent like that tbqh

[windeity]

would you not want to go on one with me?
i think nature hikes are fun.
you could take a lot of cool pictures and when you inevitably bitched about being outside for so long i'd carry you, it'd be fine.

[parodeity]

i absolutely would not want to but i would go with you anyway
especially if you would carry me

[windeity]

come onnnnnnnn. it's not like i would drag you up a mountain or anything, it would just be through some nice areas.
but you're light. i don't mind carrying you.

[parodeity]

babe you dont have to beg i already pointed out id go if you wanted to
i just also pointed out the idea is completely terrible and you must secretly hate me a little bit

[windeity]

i want you to build a healthy and happy relationship with the sun, what is wrong with that?

[parodeity]

im monogamous so the sun can fuck right off

[windeity]

ok well i love the sun and want it to be a part of our relationship?
should i have asked if you were open to seeing other people first?

[parodeity]

you could have but that would have been a
well
fuck i guess i would have said fine and just let you see whoever
and put up with it

[windeity]

i don't want to see other people. like people-people. metaphorical people like the sun and the ocean are fine but i actually do not want real life people.

[parodeity]

thanks for not being polyamorous with four types of boyfriends slash girlfriends
but yeah ok
i GUESS we can bring the sun into this
if we absolutely must