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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

it has now been 14 days since we last got to meet up in person
i can give you the hours and minutes and seconds but ill spare you the exact time player account
john
john
john egbert
john
i am
so fucking done with the north pole
whoever decided snow should be a thing should be put on trial
and then jettisoned into space
or better yet left stranded in antarctica
where they can contemplate their life choices
without a jacket
i realize no specific person did the snow thing
so maybe we should just strand any artist ever who wrote a song
or a poem
or painted a picture or w/e
glorifying winter like its not COMPLETE BULLSHIT
like ok some aspects of winter are pretty chill
pun unintended but nice
but the snow aspect is completely not chill
besides the literal aspect of being chill which is stupid and i hate it and this sucks

miss you and shit
whats up

[windeity]

for what it's worth i laughed anyway, unintended or not.
14 days is 13 days too long.
miss you too.
i almost drowned and then i got hit in the chest with a metal box but otherwise i think we're okay.

[parodeity]

you almost what
dude

[windeity]

it's okay! it was a bunch of fish monsters in a swamp and they tried to drown all of us until minato hit them with lightning.
my leg's mostly better, too.

[parodeity]

what the fuck was wrong with your leg

[windeity]

fish monsters with claws.
i'm fine though. i created hurricanes underwater and lalli had a knife and i guess james punched some in the face before minato zapped them.

[parodeity]

send me a pic
?
thats a request not a command so question mark

[windeity]

it's ok!

[...but he has a hard time telling Dave no, so soon after there's a shot of his jeans rolled up and revealing a few clawmarks in his leg from the fish monsters. He's also pretty muddy and swampy, but whatever.]

[parodeity]

wash those and put on bandages dude

[windeity]

i'm still looking through my first aid kit, it'll be fine. it just stings a little.
you're not frostbitten yet right?

[parodeity]

not really
some cuts but im fine

[windeity]

did you treat them already?

[parodeity]

the ones i could reach

[windeity]

and what are you going to do with the other ones you can't reach?

[parodeity]

endeavor not to die from them

[windeity]

i know you hate asking people for things but can you please ask someone to heal you before it gets to that point?

[parodeity]

dont sweat it
i can also care for my own wounds im just a little tired from some time shenanigans i already had to pull
so im putting it off a little

[windeity]

what time shenanigans?
did you have to loop?

[parodeity]

yep
also some freezing and fighting
freezing in the physical and time senses both
nothing huge but yeah i do try to keep to some standard of not pushing myself to fainting
mostly bc i dont want to piss you off
but also that wouldnt help anyone

[windeity]

you're not wrong, i would be kind of pissed if you extended yourself to fainting.
and then i would have to yell at baren a lot.
but i know...just keep resting then and fix the wounds asap. that is all i ask.

[parodeity]

what why
i mean why would yelling at baren be step one here

[windeity]

no reason.

[parodeity]

bull
ill ask him if i have to

[windeity]

baren just seems like a good person to yell at in this case?

[parodeity]

egbert thats the most piss poor excuse youve ever given me for anything

i mean no its not probably you give some pretty weak ones
but dude