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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

what why
i mean why would yelling at baren be step one here

[windeity]

no reason.

[parodeity]

bull
ill ask him if i have to

[windeity]

baren just seems like a good person to yell at in this case?

[parodeity]

egbert thats the most piss poor excuse youve ever given me for anything

i mean no its not probably you give some pretty weak ones
but dude

[windeity]

ok first of all shut up.
second of all it's not an excuse it is just a thing!

[parodeity]

tell me and ill send you a selfie

[windeity]

that bribe won't work!

[It totally will.]

[parodeity]

going once
offer of a selfie
injuries included

[windeity]

is it really that big of a deal?

[parodeity]

going twice
you know what the text after this one is gonna be

[windeity]

i am just saying if baren was going to text almost our whole group to look after mimori he could have looked after his group too! that's it!

[parodeity]

lmao he did what
wait
did you ask someone to look out for me

[windeity]

yeah maybe.

[parodeity]

dork

[windeity]

i got worried a little.

[parodeity]

any requests

[windeity]

your face.

[parodeity]

[ yeah, okay. angled something like this but he's lying on the floor in the lodge somewhere at this point. poker face, a few scrapes, sprawled. ]

[windeity]

[...]

jesus i miss you.
also how do you possibly still look this good while fucking around in the wilds of antartica? that is definitely not fair.

[parodeity]

miss you too dumbass
also im just good with lighting
ive looked way better youre just going through withdrawl

[windeity]

you're just really hot actually but okay.
withdrawal is probably also true though.

[parodeity]

if youre into skinny white boys yes
but anyway
hey
we should do laundry when i get back
before bed
at some point
the best kind of sheets are the ones that are freshly washed

now making beds is just insane
but like clean sheets i can get behind

i miss beds

[windeity]

strangely, i am definitely into skinny white boys so that's a thing, i guess.
but we can do laundry, sure.
mundane and stuff but clean sheets are going to feel really good when we're home.
i am tired of sleeping on the ground.

[parodeity]

im tired of pretending i can even fucking sleep all the way out here