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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

for what it's worth i laughed anyway, unintended or not.
14 days is 13 days too long.
miss you too.
i almost drowned and then i got hit in the chest with a metal box but otherwise i think we're okay.

[parodeity]

you almost what
dude

[windeity]

it's okay! it was a bunch of fish monsters in a swamp and they tried to drown all of us until minato hit them with lightning.
my leg's mostly better, too.

[parodeity]

what the fuck was wrong with your leg

[windeity]

fish monsters with claws.
i'm fine though. i created hurricanes underwater and lalli had a knife and i guess james punched some in the face before minato zapped them.

[parodeity]

send me a pic
?
thats a request not a command so question mark

[windeity]

it's ok!

[...but he has a hard time telling Dave no, so soon after there's a shot of his jeans rolled up and revealing a few clawmarks in his leg from the fish monsters. He's also pretty muddy and swampy, but whatever.]

[parodeity]

wash those and put on bandages dude

[windeity]

i'm still looking through my first aid kit, it'll be fine. it just stings a little.
you're not frostbitten yet right?

[parodeity]

not really
some cuts but im fine

[windeity]

did you treat them already?

[parodeity]

the ones i could reach

[windeity]

and what are you going to do with the other ones you can't reach?

[parodeity]

endeavor not to die from them

[windeity]

i know you hate asking people for things but can you please ask someone to heal you before it gets to that point?

[parodeity]

dont sweat it
i can also care for my own wounds im just a little tired from some time shenanigans i already had to pull
so im putting it off a little

[windeity]

what time shenanigans?
did you have to loop?

[parodeity]

yep
also some freezing and fighting
freezing in the physical and time senses both
nothing huge but yeah i do try to keep to some standard of not pushing myself to fainting
mostly bc i dont want to piss you off
but also that wouldnt help anyone

[windeity]

you're not wrong, i would be kind of pissed if you extended yourself to fainting.
and then i would have to yell at baren a lot.
but i know...just keep resting then and fix the wounds asap. that is all i ask.

[parodeity]

what why
i mean why would yelling at baren be step one here

[windeity]

no reason.

[parodeity]

bull
ill ask him if i have to

[windeity]

baren just seems like a good person to yell at in this case?

[parodeity]

egbert thats the most piss poor excuse youve ever given me for anything

i mean no its not probably you give some pretty weak ones
but dude

[windeity]

ok first of all shut up.
second of all it's not an excuse it is just a thing!