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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[grimdeity]

Buzzfeed is top notch when it comes to psychology, John.
Trust me, I'm a psych major.

Are you suggesting that dressing feminine is somehow lesser?
John, I'm shocked at your narrow-mindedness.
Surely you're enlightened enough to know that one's fashion choices do not determine gender.











Also, I merely searched "what dog am I" and linked without reading the questions.

[windeity]

why does this not surprise me in the slightest?

and that's not what i meant! it is just i am pretty sure i would not look good in most feminine clothing? also i know that, i am dating YOUR brother, remember? i am pretty sure dave could pull off feminine clothing and i wouldn't even notice.
don't tell him i said that.

that sounds more like a psych major answer so a+ surveying, rose.

[grimdeity]

I don't know John, why doesn't it?

Have you ever tried?
I'm sure I and other feminine friends of yours would be happy to give you a makeover and see.
You'd be a fine drag queen.
I won't, but clearly, if he put on a dress he'd be identical to myself, as we are twins.
Of different heights and builds, but nevertheless. Twin magic.

Thank you, John.

[windeity]

because i am pretty sure you used to psychoanalyze us back then, too.
and no, why would i try that?
seriously, makeup is great for everybody else, but i'll pass.
i'm not seeing the downside to that, rose.

[It's fine, Dave already knows John also thinks Rose is hot, but whatever.]

[grimdeity]

Perhaps the past is not so different from the present.
Why wouldn't you?
We could even put it on Dave's youtube channel.
"My Sister Gives My Boyfriend A Makeover (WTF??!! rainbow emoji shocked emoji)"
I'll take that as a compliment.

[ john you just like pretty blondes in general don't you ]

[windeity]

i think you used to bother dave with it more than me but we all used to talk a lot anyway.
i'm not youtubing my potential drag era. no way.
have you ever even given someone a makeover before?

[Given he remembers Roxy and flirting with her, yes, he's super-weak to pretty blondes.]