JOHN EGBERT
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Trust me, I'm a psych major.
Are you suggesting that dressing feminine is somehow lesser?
John, I'm shocked at your narrow-mindedness.
Surely you're enlightened enough to know that one's fashion choices do not determine gender.
Also, I merely searched "what dog am I" and linked without reading the questions.
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and that's not what i meant! it is just i am pretty sure i would not look good in most feminine clothing? also i know that, i am dating YOUR brother, remember? i am pretty sure dave could pull off feminine clothing and i wouldn't even notice.
don't tell him i said that.
that sounds more like a psych major answer so a+ surveying, rose.
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Have you ever tried?
I'm sure I and other feminine friends of yours would be happy to give you a makeover and see.
You'd be a fine drag queen.
I won't, but clearly, if he put on a dress he'd be identical to myself, as we are twins.
Of different heights and builds, but nevertheless. Twin magic.
Thank you, John.
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and no, why would i try that?
seriously, makeup is great for everybody else, but i'll pass.
i'm not seeing the downside to that, rose.
[It's fine, Dave already knows John also thinks Rose is hot, but whatever.]
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Why wouldn't you?
We could even put it on Dave's youtube channel.
"My Sister Gives My Boyfriend A Makeover (WTF??!! rainbow emoji shocked emoji)"
I'll take that as a compliment.
[ john you just like pretty blondes in general don't you ]
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i'm not youtubing my potential drag era. no way.
have you ever even given someone a makeover before?
[Given he remembers Roxy and flirting with her, yes, he's super-weak to pretty blondes.]