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...people want to be lied to when they're really scared, mostly. if your mom was really sick i think that makes more than enough sense. either way, that's not entirely how that should go and your past dad sounds like an asshole.
what.
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i have no idea who i was talking about? but it sounded like whoever he is, he had something to do with why my mom was sick? and idk what a person could have done to make her need medical treatment and why we couldn't do anything about said person if so. so basically i'm assuming my house is haunted by a sickness ghost until further notice
idk i wasn't being very fair either so i get why he was mad. it was his wife so he was probably pretty stressed. hopefully it was a one time thing and we got over it later
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while i am definitely behind you with the ghost theory because it is always easier to blame the supernatural, how do you know maybe you guys weren't talking about a person you just don't remember yet?
like a doctor or a stalker or something??
it's just you three as a family right? no weird aunts or uncles or anything?
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also the ghost is the cooler option so i'm choosing to believe this until i find out for sure
yeah i think so. or at least i haven't remembered anyone else but i've only remembered like three things
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i am liking your memories less and less though i will admit that =\
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also they're at least not awful, just weird and kind of annoying so far, i'm just like... idk concerned i guess
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i wish i was joking but i remember enough ghosts by now.
i am concerned too. nothing sounds very chill where you are from.
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yeah like... idk he was like "it isn't about your comfort" and i was like "as always" so i'm hoping there won't be more where this came from but kind of assuming there will be? if that makes sense?
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"always" kind of implies this was normal though nat. which sucks.
your past dad kind of sucks is still where i'm at with this.
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i know but like maybe i was overreacting? past me was kind of a mess so maybe it wasn't normal and i was just acting like it was
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i also went hunting for treasure with a bunch of ghosts i think. that's one of the only memories i have of seeing vriska in person.
past you was definitely a mess, yeah, but...who knows. it is way too hard to say with only a handful of memories to go off of, you know?
i hate saying you need more, but...
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yeah well fingers crossed when i get more they aren't as weird. anyways thanks for listening to me
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dude whatever. you know i will always listen, i do not mind.
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yeah but i wanted to say it anyways
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vriska's a little crazy like that, i think.
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and she said that she wanted to help people and the only way she could do that was by being herself.
the only thing is that in being herself she was extra as fuck, so there is that.
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a ladder
or something normal for once in one of your memories
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probably because ladders maybe didn't exist in the dreams or whatever.
i have no idea how any of my memories work.
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dreams??
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i have been afraid to ask him.
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