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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Backdated to sometime before 2/15

[fiddlestick]

[He may be just about twenty feet away, but there's no way he's doing this via in person. He'd never keep a straight face or stop from stuttering. So he's getting a text while Elliot hides behind a tree]

John, I come with a message from the Supreme Evil Akira.

He has taken Dave hostage.

[windeity]

[...he actually looks up and shoots Elliot a questioning look but. Okay. Sure.]

oh no!!
how do i get him back?

[...may as well play along.]

[fiddlestick]

[John is close enough that he can see Elliot stare at the screen, and go "Uh....shoot", as he realizes Akira did not say anything about that]

Hold on.

[Excuse him while he texts Akira back. And since John is looking RIGHT AT HIM, he'll hold up his index finger in John's direction- one moment please!!]

2 MINUTES LATER

[fiddlestick]

He wants you to sacrifice a lamb at his altar.

[windeity]

what the fuck.
i mean sure, fine, i am sure i can find a lamb maybe?

[fiddlestick]

Yeah, idk what made him jump to that.

Okay.
His altar is the kotatsu at our house.
So...now lamb sacrifices until we get back?

[And you know, hopefully John sees Dave is just fine and NOT ruin their kotatsu with a dead lamb]

[windeity]

i think there is a severe lack of lamb out here anyway so this will wait until we are home for sure.

[Elliot can probably see he's grinning from his place literally ten feet away. If DAve were really in danger he'd do something but this is just funny.]

[fiddlestick]

[Yeah Dave is nowhere near in danger. He glances quickly over before glancing away. At least he looks happy?? Still embarrassing though]

Okay.
And try not to make a mess of it! I like that kotatsu.

[windeity]

no worries! i know how to get blood out of stuff so it will be a total non-issue :D

[fiddlestick]

[John can see Elliot go "uhh" at the screen, because WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT JOHN]

Oh...that's handy!

[windeity]

[He sees it and he immediately bursts into laughter. And he could verbally explain, but no.]

sports injuries, elliot.
i have had a lot of experience with those, that's all.

[fiddlestick]

[Why use verbal when there is text???]

Oh.
I didn't know you played sports.

[windeity]

oh, yeah. soccer and baseball for four years.
did i never tell you that the first time i talked to eren he was yelling at me about soccer? in german?

[fiddlestick]

No you didn't!
Do you speak German too?

[windeity]

nah, i barely remember any of the spanish i was supposed to be learning.
but looking at it written down it was way too easy to identify

[fiddlestick]

Awww okay. That makes sense.
It is a very distinct language.

[windeity]

i guess distinct is a word for it. it mostly sounds really angry.
but anyway, i promise there will be no blood.

[fiddlestick]

Haha. Das ist wahr....

Thank you! I love that kotatsu, so I appreciate that.
And oh, then Dave will be a-okay!

[windeity]

see that? i have no idea what that means!
i'm glad the kotatsu takes priority, haha. but it's ok! i get it. thanks for the heads up.

[fiddlestick]

I just said "That's true".

Hehe, well it IS a very nice kotatsu.
But sure! No problem!