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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

John, you make me happy. You know that, yeah?

[windeity]

Yeah, of course I know that. [...mostly.] And you make me happy, too.

[parodeity]

Dude, I have to stop myself texting you about it.

[windeity]

I wouldn't mind? That's kind of cute, dude.

[parodeity]

Oh my god, no, I'm not texting you hey guess who just went on a kickass date or yo dude totally made out ten out of ten would lip bang again your ego is bad enough probably????

[windeity]

I could definitely pretend I'm somebody else?

[parodeity]

You are the worst best boyfriend.

[windeity]

I'm your favorite worst boyfriend.

[parodeity]

Lack of competition in the position ensures that?

[windeity]

A win is a win, Dave. Don't take this from me.

[parodeity]

I absolutely will take it from you, otherwise how're you ever gonna learn, Eggs? Like, you can't just get handed all the prizes to start with. Those lousy participation sports prizes with literally always a dude playing soccer even if it's not soccer, like soccer is somehow the baseline sport even though I think that's not quite accurate in America? I feel like everyone always talks about football. Fuck, I hate football. Don't play football. Or you can actually play it but like don't make me watch. ...Well, I'd watch you, but like, the game.

[windeity]

[He's just. Smirking a little as Dave rambles on.]

You done? [But okay, okay.] First of all I am not built for football so no worries there and second of all you remember I played soccer for like four years right? And Eren watches soccer, too. So soccer is kind of a baseline sport still.

[parodeity]

Of course I remember that. [ no he still can't fucking remember that reliably ] You could definitely tackle dudes though?

[windeity]

I probably could but I kind of gave up the sports thing when I went back to music. I think I grew out of most of my aggression.

[parodeity]

Hmm. Too bad. Speaking of music, you know how I like to remix your shit?

[windeity]

[Eyebrow raise. "Too bad", huh? But he says nothing.] Yeah. Did you do something new?

[parodeity]

[ goddamnit john stop paying attention!!! ] Always, but that's not why I brought it up. I want to like...do a live mixing session maybe?

[windeity]

[Haha no.] Like I play something and you mix it on the spot?

[parodeity]

Kinda yeah? Like...hang out together and yeah. Or I can teach you to mix.

[windeity]

I would be cool with either of those but learning to mix sounds really fun? I've never really touched turntables before.

[parodeity]

I just, like. Want to realtime it.

[windeity]

Then let's do it. It'll be fun! I would really like that.

[parodeity]

Cool. Not today, but like. Someday in the nearish future? [ he's pretty much given up on eating anything further so he closes the carton and will get up to actually go put it in the minifridge. ]

[windeity]

Maybe next Saturday? That can be our thing for the week. [He frowns lightly when Dave stops eating but he doesn't stop him and just continues picking at his food.]

[parodeity]

[ once it's in he goes back to sit by john and just. lean into his side like he sometimes does, letting his cheek rest on john's shoulder. ] Sounds like a date.