RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

God, probably? Like, who actually knows but I feel there could be. There were for a while there back in August or a little before I think? And of course you would want to talk to them, oh my god. [ he drops his camera back to his chest and looks at john through only the lenses of his shades instead. ] You're sickeningly photogenic.

[windeity]

I keep saying I missed everything good in August and that keeps being true. [Dave drops the camera and John's looking at a school of fish swimming overhead, counting them under his breath.] And why wouldn't I? I bet they have some interesting stuff to say.

[He looks back and grins again though.] Somehow I do not think those two thoughts really go together, Dave.

[parodeity]

It's a thought I'm constantly having, so you can deal with it? [ nevermind. john looks at him and grins and the camera is lifted to snap a shot. ]

[windeity]

Sometimes I think you would be happiest if I let you follow me around with a camera all day. [There goes the snapshot and he laughs before he gestures for Dave to walk after him.] True or false?

[parodeity]

Throw in some hot consensual finger intertwining and I'm sold. [ hold his hand ]

[windeity]

Yes, obviously. [He likes holding hands...] Can you take pictures and hold my hand at the same time?

[parodeity]

If you hold my right hand? [ he holds it out expectantly. ]

[windeity]

[And he takes it...with his right hand. Which means he's walking backwards but that's okay and he flashes Dave a sunny grin before he moves onward.] We'll see.

[parodeity]

I love your smile. [ muttered under his breath. ]

[windeity]

[He watches Dave again with that same grin.] Because it is huge and stuff?

[parodeity]

Dude, stop listening to my subvocal comments! [ GOD JOHN ]

[windeity]

Do you not want me to acknowledge them?

[parodeity]

You could have the decency to not understand my mutterin' like everyone else???? [ WOW...

mostly because he says really embarrassing shit. ]

[windeity]

Your muttering's kind of--well okay, sometimes it is a little weird but sometimes it is really cute and I don't mind. Especially when you're being sweet.

[parodeity]

I'm never sweet. [ these lies. ] ...You're just. Impossible.

[windeity]

So I've heard. But I still do not see why it can't be both in this case.

[parodeity]

Both what? [ biting his lip and just staring at john, helpfully. ]

[windeity]

You being sweet and me being impossible. Why can it not be both?

[parodeity]

I will allow you the use of sweet if you never tell anyone else, ever.

[windeity]

I cannot make any solid promises about that. It can't be helped if you are busy being sweet.

[parodeity]

You are terrible at keeping secrets?? [ he squeezes john's hand. ]

[windeity]

I kept your birthday present a secret, didn't I? [He swings their hands a little and looks back up again to stare at the fish above.]

[parodeity]

If I hadn't been convinced you were just avoidin' me and getting tired of me, maybe you wouldn't've. [ ...he snaps another picture. ]

[windeity]

Did I ever officially apologize for that by the way? I never wanted you to think I was avoiding you on purpose.

[parodeity]

First thing out of your mouth after I said I hated you a little bit was that you were really sorry. You're not that much of an asshole, Egbert.