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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[windeity]

i mean yes that is true i could carry back a tree, but also where are you planning on putting a tree?
i feel like i am probably asking the wrong question.
oh well.
i guess we could make that work.

[chaoticwhimsy]

My new foster mom seems pretty chill.
Figured we'll stick it in the backyard.

So
How are you carrying trees anyway?
You're pretty skinny.

[windeity]

that sounds like a good plan. i'm glad to hear it.
but hey! first of all, i could totally lift a tree?
second of all i am not actually carrying them. i am storing them! i can carry pretty much anything that way.

[chaoticwhimsy]

You couldn't possibly lift a tree you are scrawny.

Storing them how?

[windeity]

i am not scrawny :(
but i am storing them in my sylladex! it pretty much stores whatever i need it to. i have not found a real size limit yet.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Skinny?
That's cool.
Also sounds completely made up.

[windeity]

i mean. i am not going to call myself fat so i guess so.
most things i have gotten back via retrospec sound pretty made up. i think sometimes my whole world is made up? but it is very real.

[chaoticwhimsy]

You could go with 'trim'

I get that.
I think they all sound made up sometimes.
I mean.
I have a magic dog and teleportation powers and I remember a whole world swallowed in weird black smoke.
That's all from bad cartoons!

[windeity]

that also sounds dumb.
someone once described my past life as being a lot like a bad cartoon without a plot and at this point i can only agree with them, so. maybe we are all cartoons somewhere.
maybe that is why retrospec is watching us.
but at least your powers are cool.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Maybe we all come from crazy places like that.

But yes.
My powers are definitely cool.
What are yours, anyway?
Besides the made up carrying thing.

[windeity]

yeah, i wouldn't doubt it by now.
the made up carrying thing is real.
and...i can fly? and i have these cool windy powers. so there is that.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Flying and windy things
Flying is definitely cool.
Not as cool as teleporting but, hey.
We can't have everything.

[windeity]

i guess not!
my sister got the teleporting as far as i can tell.
but it isn't bad.
i get around other ways :)

[chaoticwhimsy]

Fancy.
I mean, of course the girl got the better powers. :P

[windeity]

she's also half-dog so i think there are some trade-offs here.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Is she a cute half-dog?

[windeity]

she has white fluffy ears and kind of looks like me so i mean i guess so!
she used to live here apparently. but not with the ears, she didn't get those back yet.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Used to?

Where'd she go?

[windeity]

not sure. she lived here before i did. but her whole family moved as far as i know.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Yeah you said but I mean
Where'd she go?

It's not like the world outside the city makes sense.

[windeity]

i literally don't know, luna. i never met her in this lifetime.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Mm.
Sorry.

But it is kind of weird right?
Not just her but in general.
If the world is all messed up, then where'd all the people who moved away go?

[windeity]

no it's fine, i agree it is weird.
the world still exists out there though. even if we cannot reach it.
it has to.

[chaoticwhimsy]

Why?

[...Luna.]

[windeity]

why not?