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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[windeity]

It's okay. [Kind of. Dave's nice and perfect for cuddling and so John does so while they're standing.] I'm just glad you're home...but what did you say before you tried kissing me?

[#nicetry.]

[parodeity]

That you're incredibly attractive and I love you a lot?

[ > continues trying ]

[windeity]

I love you, too, but I am not buying it.

[parodeity]

[ ...a brief kiss, but he's not trying to abscond again. he pulls back and stays close, and shrugs, gaze skating to the side. ]

...I mean, it wasn't entirely inaccurate as a statement.

[windeity]

[The blankets are still wrapped around John's shoulders but he works to make a cocoon for them while they're standing.]

Then what's wrong with repeating it?

[parodeity]

...You're so fuckin' unfairly attractive.

[ HE'S PARAPHRASING ]

[windeity]

I guess if you like nerd chic. [But he's pleased.] I am pretty sure that goes both ways.

[parodeity]

I like you. [ that seems to simplify it. dave bites his lip, shrugs. ] I, uh...like your whole. Aesthetic right now.

[windeity]

What, half-asleep and scruffy? [...ah. The lightbulb moment. Give him a second...before he just starts laughing a little.] Seriously?

[parodeity]

[ shut up john ] You suck. [ :T :T :T

so yes, seriously. ]

[windeity]

Does that mean maybe I should stop shaving for a while to keep it up? [Sorry this is hilarious.]

[parodeity]

[ he'd shove john away but he unfortunately loves john, this sucks ] You can shave? Look, I don't know, I didn't even know I liked that, I've never actually dated anyone who seriously had to shave. I am literally never tellin' you anything ever again.

[ ...he's sulking. ]

[windeity]

[He's still keeping them cocooned so Dave can't really go anywhere anyway.]

Come on, don't be mad! I think it's cute. Also you mostly dated girls and I am sorry but trying to picture Karkat with facial hair is hilarious.

[parodeity]

You're admittedly the most masculine guy I've dated. [ like

his competition is karkat, here, who is really fucking into chick flicks so? ]

[windeity]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? You are obviously on your own scale here but I'm curious.

[parodeity]

[ ...a shrug??? ] It's a neutral thing? You're pretty much my exact type [ he doesn't bother listing off the qualities ] insofar as there's a checklist for that. You're just...you, also, which includes some things I did not know I was into which I am, apparently, into.

[windeity]

I am of the opinion that the checklist of people we like always expands the more people we get to know. What else got added to your list besides facial hair?

[parodeity]

That thing you were doin' on New Years, I guess.

[windeity]

...what, the weird spine thing?

[parodeity]

[ does that make dave weird. shit. ]

...Noooooooooooo?

[ yes? ]

[windeity]

...[There's a nervous grin.] I thought it was weirding you out. Sorry? Sometimes with you I hear music in my head and it just kind of extends to my hands and then I guess to you.

[parodeity]

No, I...liked it. A lot. [ a lot ]

[windeity]

Like...enough you'd let me do it again?

[parodeity]

I literally gave you permission to do it back then. [ and then john NEVER DID IT EVER AGAIN ]

[windeity]

I was kind of too busy making out with you to really register what you were saying I guess. [Also he wasn't sure and he was awkward but he's less awkward now two months later, so.]