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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[robitussin]

I would totally play it cool, as I would in all hypothetical romantic encounters.

[She smirks.]

I stand by the fact that you guys are nerds.

[windeity]

So what I am hearing is that we have to find you someone for a romantic encounter just to check. [An equally cheeky grin.] Besides if we're nerds what exactly does that make you?

[robitussin]

If you put me on a blind date with some random person I will strangle you. Fair warning.

Someone who is tolerant and kind enough to put up with constant nerdiness, I guess.

[windeity]

As funny as I think that would be, I always feel like blind dates are a little weird and terrible taste. So we'll set you up with someone you actually know and that will clearly be much better. As your constantly nerdy friend I can do that because I still have good taste.

[robitussin]

Oh my god. Who is that going to be, exactly? Just so I can plan around awkwardly avoiding that person forever.

[windeity]

I haven't gotten that far yet so you're safe, don't worry.

[robitussin]

When did this become a thing that you were committed to doing? Just curious.

[windeity]

About five minutes ago? [A snicker. Sorry Natalie.]

[robitussin]

You're the worst friend.

[But she's at least laughing as she says that, even if she's trying to muffle it with a hand.]

[windeity]

I'm sorry, I think you mean I am the best friend. But I will forgive you for your slip-up.