It's definitely 100% genuine Seuss, fuck you. I wouldn't lie about a master wordsmith, but I also wasn't going to go for one of his mainstream hits like green eggs and ham? [ dave is definitely tucking john in but the question is how much does he notice himself ]
You would definitely try to feed me bullshit about Seuss, dude. [John would also 100% buy it. Neither of them are apparently registering or caring that this is how this is going but John shifts in the blankets.]
...you ever wonder what green eggs and ham actually tasted like that Sam wanted the other guy to eat them so bad?
Well, now I'm wondering. But green food may be a too soon kinda thing. God I miss color - also yeah maybe I'd mislead you but I'm not this time. I googled poems for Dave once.
Nah, it was in February like when we were eleven or twelve. You did the class valentine thing and so did Rose? I wanted to know what an authentically terrible class mandated valentine for me could look like.
Ehhhh. I think the experience loses something without candy taped inside printed out cards and that look of suppressed rebellion that kids get when adults make them do something dumb and or bond with one another?
You have never truly lived until you're forced to make a glittery mailbox for your classmates to begrudgingly shove store-bought cards and overpriced candy into. But at the same time it was fun? It was nice having something like that to look forward to.
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...you ever wonder what green eggs and ham actually tasted like that Sam wanted the other guy to eat them so bad?
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comfort for nightmares doesn't occur to him because haha...asking for help ]
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