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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[windeity]

what? the sudden zoo we are building?

[parodeity]

living together

[windeity]

yeah. i think it is working out fine.
is this ok so far for you?

[parodeity]

yeah no its fine
just checking
like seeing if we need to paint some colorful clown murals to make it more homey
or
whatever
and by clown murals i of course mean matthew maccungys face

[windeity]

fuck off, we are NOT putting shitty clown murals anywhere.

[He resists for all of five seconds.]

*mcconaughey.
but it's fine! i like living together so far even if i feel like your lobster might be judging me.

[parodeity]

sounds like a fake name an american would make up when trying to pass off as a russian spy

also he is judging you
nauti buoy is cochair of the judging john egbert coalition

[windeity]

why would matthew mcconaughey need to be a russian spy?
also wow. hahaha. that is so hilarious i forgot to laugh.
nauti buoy owes me, i feed him sometimes.

[parodeity]

we need a feeding schedule so we dont overfeed him
and idk sounds like the plot of a shifty movie hed star in???

[windeity]

we can add it to the feeding schedule for the geese.
you just do not recognize true talent, that's all.

[parodeity]

i recognize actual talent which he does not have
you have talent he doesnt
well
you have other talents
you cant act for shit probably
since you cant lie

[windeity]

i can act and lie just fine.
just not when i am playing poker and someone is actively sabotaging me.

[parodeity]

so how often do you lie to me

[windeity]

not very if at all. i don't see a reason to.
why?

[parodeity]

idk just
curious i guess

[windeity]

are you worried i will?

[parodeity]

its your right to lie to whoever you wanna lie to

[windeity]

i don't think i want to lie to anyone right now.
but i guess the same goes both ways.

[parodeity]

i only tell you lies you wanna hear

[windeity]

yeah. i figured.
you'd lie to me if you thought it would protect me or make things better.
wouldn't you?

[parodeity]

not necessarily
but i do consider lies of omission to be lies

[windeity]

then why tell them?

[parodeity]

sometimes people dont want to hear the truth
if i like them i dont see a point in making them

[windeity]

have you lied to me by omission??
(i am not mad but curious.)

[parodeity]

yeah
there are things you donf want me to say so i dont day them

[windeity]

ok.
would you be mad if i did the same ever?