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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[windeity]

Nah. [But his grip on Dave's hand is firm as he starts to haul him upstairs toward his room.] Obviously I have to save something for later.

[parodeity]

[ oh, they're holding hands. dave's shoulders loosen a bit and he doesn't try to pull away. he almost never does once john's grabbed hold of him. ] You better be savin' something more dramatic than that if you really want to make an impact.

[windeity]

What, princess-carrying you isn't dramatic enough? [He shakes his head.] That's like way over the top dramatic.

[parodeity]

That depends on what genre dramatic we're goin' for. A princess carry says rom-com or like, tragic soldier buddy story.

[windeity]

The latter is pretty sad, but maybe not the former either.

[parodeity]

If we can't pick a genre then I just think I deserve more drama to prove how much you adore me. All my fans should obviously be as over the top as possible at all times.

[windeity]

Wouldn't that mean swooning and whatever?

[parodeity]

Yes. Get on that?

[windeity]

I'll swoon at you later, I'm sure your fanclub is big enough. [Thus dragging into his room.] Stay here, I'm going to grab the blankets from your room.

[parodeity]

Don't mess up my shit too much.

[ not like he honestly Cares and anyway his room is probably worse than john's. you can't mess up a cluttered mess. ]

[windeity]

[An eyeroll. But he leaves Dave in his room for a few moments before ransacking Dave's for as many blankets and pillows as he can grab. Once he has them, he's going to set them on the bed and start making a nest.]

This should be good enough.

[parodeity]

Are we absolutely sure you're not the one with part-avian tendencies?

[windeity]

[He gently smashes a pillow into Dave's face.] Shut uppppp. It's not like you won't like it anyway.

[parodeity]

[ instead of arguing he just takes a pillow to smack john in the back of the head with? ]

[windeity]

[He swats at the pillow.]

By the way, if you start a pillow fight I'm winning.

[parodeity]

Without powers? As if.

[windeity]

Even without powers I'm still stronger than you, dude. Just remember that.

[parodeity]

Even without powers I'm way faster than you.

[windeity]

I feel like I should say "prove it" but then you would actually prove it and that would suck so. Pretend I said it.

[parodeity]

[ anyway he hits john in the face with a pillow again because fuck you egbert? ]

[windeity]

[HEY!!!]

This does not sound like a thank you, Dave! [Muffled in the pillow. Like a dumbass.]

[parodeity]

You're the one who still wanted to sleep together. [ but his lips are quirked up in an actual goddamned smile so there's that? it's not even fake. ]

[windeity]

That hasn't changed even when you hit me in the face. [He's grinning though.] Bed?

[parodeity]

I suppose we can settle this later. [ the pillow fight.

he's tired from the shadow bullshit and he doubts john is much better off, even if he'd woken him up. ]

Bed.

[windeity]

[He settles everything on the bed and immediately throws himself onto it to make himself comfort. He's also scooting over to give Dave room before settling again.]