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JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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Preferably not on purpose. [Tada! A bandaged hand which...would have worked better if Dave did it himself, but he tried.]

Do you think maybe Vriska would have any ideas? Troll blood's weird.

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I texted her to ask if my weird troll blood ranks me higher than Vantas or lower. What is the point of a hemospectrum if you can't sit a rung above your friend and mock him mercilessly?

[ he doesn't respond to "not on purpose" because like

yeah

first thing in the morning ]

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If it's not making fun of Karkat, there isn't a point. [Sorry Karkat.] What'd she say? Or are you still waiting for a response?

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You're the only on who cares if I die a tragic troll-blooded death. [ i.e. he didn't get a response before john came up and took up 100% of dave's attention. ]

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Don't be a baby. [He knows Dave isn't but he says it anyway with a grin.] But this is why I am your best friend. I like you no matter what color your blood is. Do we even know anybody else who's had grey blood?

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Honestly, I think not. I'm pretty sure they work on Roy G. Biv principles, more or less.

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Maybe we should ask other people who've bled a lot recently? Maybe this isn't really just you.

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Who would you think would even be on that list??

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...Izuku? Shouto makes it sound like he gets hurt a lot.

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Huh. I guess so. I kinda get why though?

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Is there really a why to that?

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He'd rather himself get hurt than anyone else.

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Oh. That sounds very familiar. [And it makes sense why Dave understands why.] Still, let's skip that. I don't want him getting hurt either.

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Your plan seems to involve none of us getting hurt.

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There has to be another way to test your blood without actively hurting somebody.

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Realistically speaking how much will pricking my finger really hurt?

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I mean I guess that depends what you are pricking it with.

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A needle would be the only way to feel like a disney princess.

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You're missing a tiara but fine...I guess a needle would be acceptable as long as it's clean and sterile.

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So make me a flower tiara.

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[...why is he considering this. Probably to derail Dave from needle-pricking and also it gives him something to do.]

Do we even have enough flowers around with enough color to do that?

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I'm pretty sure I've seen some flowers with color around. But monochrome with a few red would fit my aesthetic anyway.

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To go with the black and white selfies? [He's teasing, but he might also be thinking about it.] How do you even make flower crowns anyway?

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I...actually am not sure? I feel like if you just did a little slit in the stem you could like hook them around, but I dunno how you'd do that without constantly breaking them...

[ he's never made one... ]

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I almost feel like Izuku would know. Or Ochako? [Hm...] We could ask them.