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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[windeity]

elephants don't exactly have that much fur, jackass.
does my fursona have to still exist or can it be, like, extinct?

[parodeity]

that depends on what extinct fursona you want
also fursonas are all animals
i think
or maybe its a scalesona if its lizards????
what is the nuance here
i bet dirk knows

[windeity]

i'm scared to ask what dirk's fursona is.
but obviously a saber tooth tiger? what else?

[parodeity]

honestly same
i feel like horses maybe
but
i dont wanna know
also i will allow a saber tooth tiger fursona

[windeity]

that. you know.
sure.
anyway he's a pro wrestler probably.
my fursona, not dirk's.

[parodeity]

why a pro wrestler
like whats his tragic pro wrestling backstory here eggs you have to fill me in

[windeity]

because those guys are ripped and i want my fursona to be ripped?
he used to get picked on for being a weenie but then he got bigger and now he's the best wrestler in the world.

[parodeity]

...
did you used to get picked on for not being ripped or smth

[windeity]

what? no, why?

[parodeity]

i have no idea i was just wondering why we were emphasizing your fursonas rippedness
not that mangrit isnt important
so ok
pro wrestler sabertooth who used to be a wimp
whats he up to now
does he want the championship
isnt that a belt for wrestlers
i think

[windeity]

because it's important.
anyway he is a three-time champion and has abs from wearing all of the wrestling belts.
it is very important.
i guess. i don't know how wrestling works either, it just sounded good.

[parodeity]

nice
everyone loves a dude with abs
on account of theyre impossible not to touch
also yeah i guess it does
i genuinely have no idea what wrestling rules are
i think you try to pin someone
jake wanted to wrestle me and i told him no
im not into wrestling dudes in speedos

[windeity]

yeah exactly.
not that i am touching people's abs.
but you get what i am saying.
if i had abs i would be fine with people touching them.
wow this got weird.
jake wants to wrestle everyone, i think that is just a jake thing.

[parodeity]

you can touch mine if you want
but what do you mean you dont have them
youre not unripped
also did you wrestle him

[windeity]

well no but there is a difference.
and no, but we wrestled invisible sheep. i am hoping that counts somehow.

[parodeity]

what is the difference
you have arms that counts
also if he gets you to wrestle him i want to watch and see who wins
because that sounds hilarious

[windeity]

there just is one.
my arms don't have abs, dave.
and i am NOT wrestling with jake. forget it.
mostly because that sounds kind of terrifying.

[parodeity]

your arms have arm abs
also do you mean you dont think you could take him

[windeity]

what!!
of course i could take him!

[parodeity]

then why is it terrifying
is it the speedo thing
he finally got pants our horror days are behind us now

[windeity]

no it is not the speedo thing!
but that did not help that much.
i am just saying i have other things to do besides wrestle jake who does not know the meaning of the word "moderation."

[parodeity]

lmao
now im wondering if bro wrestles w him
or if hes just challenging random ppl in town to this
i cant believe youre skipping out on this family bonding experience egbert

[windeity]

you could ask?
and probably. jake told me he has a robot back home that will wrestle with him whenever. said it was a birthday present? shrug.
i am bonding with him in other ways. that's all.

[parodeity]

what ways
dont be all mysterious how will i be a harleybert scholar if you dont keep me up to date on your social habits
like what all do bespectacled dorks do when they hang
besides movie talk obviously

[windeity]

i mean that is the first and main part. movies are really important, dave.
and anyway we are still getting to know each other. i think it is a little different than you and dirk.
we only have old letters to go off of.