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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[parodeity]

A girl named Natalie. [ and also kisa in another timeline, so there are maybe two slices missing if kisa accepted but we just Don't Know that yet! ] Also you love me bein' a dork, don't even front.

[windeity]

Haven't met her yet, but now I have to on the principle that she has a piece of our pie. [Is that how that works? Sure.] If telling yourself that makes you feel better, then yeah, totally.

[parodeity]

It does make me feel better, thanks. In my reality you absolutely adore me for bein' a dork. [ but no, he elbows john. ] She's pretty chill, though a little more like...paranoid? About shit here, which like. Fair. I ran into a bunch of new people and realized we yet again forgot to like. Install a ladder in the well.

[windeity]

...[Shruuuug.] You're not wrong. [But just like that he moves on.] I remember someone from Izuku and Shouto's world was talking about building stairs or a ladder inside the well, but he's disappeared since then. How hard do you think it'd be to make one?

[parodeity]

I think the real issue is if the well would let us.

[ the town is sometimes a finicky asshole. ]

[windeity]

It's worth a try isn't it? If the town gets mad, it'll just spit the ladder back out. [He's still eating a sandwich but he's considering this anyway.] Maybe it really is important that people figure out how to get out of the well on their first day here.

[parodeity]

Maybe. We can try it this month maybe? Install a ladder. If not that install a towel and clothes shack just outside of the well.

[ since a change of clothes / towel are what newbies usually want Most, after a way out of the well. ]

[windeity]

I know Bruce and Damian were talking about building the lean-to along with the community board, so that would help. Towels are a major thing, I do not know why we didn't think of that sooner. [It just makes sense.] If this month doesn't end in us getting kidnapped or weird stuff happening again, it could be a good project.

[parodeity]

If you get kidnapped again I will shove you off the roof. [ after appropriately locating john and dragging him up to the roof, obviously. ]

[windeity]

Are you forgetting that I can fly? [He's trying not to laugh.]

[parodeity]

No. Why would I punish you with something that would actually hurt you? I like you, remember? Preferably in one goofy piece.

[windeity]

Pretty hard to forget, Dave. [But he thinks about that.] I promise I'm not going anywhere though. For real.

[parodeity]

[ his eyebrows go up. ] Were you trying to?

[windeity]

Forget? No. That never occurred to me.

[parodeity]

I don't mind if you do. [ he doesn't understand john sometimes but whatever - ] So how are the sandwiches? Do I pass?

[windeity]

I would mind, so shut up. [That's apparently something he's not going to touch, so he focuses on sandwiches.] Your sandwich-making skills are great. Top of the echeladder and everything. I should let you do this more often.

[parodeity]

I'll cook for you whenever you want, dude. [ immediately and without hesitation. ]

[windeity]

Yeah? I don't mind doing it but I guess a trade-off wouldn't be so bad either.

[parodeity]

I'll do anything for you whenever you want. [ an elaboration, before he shrugs. ] We can go full on domestic if you want and make a chore chart. I bet I can earn more gold stars than you in a week.

[ he Cannot ]

[windeity]

Dude, you don't even know how to make the bed. [Just saying.] I do not think we have to go that far, but I appreciate the enthusiasm. You're doing fine. We've been over this.

[parodeity]

Ok but that's because there is no point to making beds and it's unnatural how you insist on making yours????

[windeity]

I've always made my bed! You know this.

[parodeity]

That makes it no less unnatural.

[windeity]

Man, I don't know. My dad always just had me making my bed and it stuck. Do you want me to stop?

[parodeity]

No, god, what would I give you a hard time about then?