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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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why didn't i wait for the 12th

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I will have you know I am a man of many talents??

gdi

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I know that, but we're also in a limited space, dude. I get that.

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Okay, well pretend you don't know about the surprise, then. Is the ice cream okay? [ he's never had cookies and cream ice cream before actually??? it's enjoyably cold.

it's also, like. 56 degrees out apparently even though it's ~sunny~ so. predictably dave's already starting to look cold. this fucking moron. ]

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[Moron...they can go inside soon. It's not like John wouldn't notice.] The ice cream's fine, yeah. You did good. [He's pleased enough and he's taking another couple of bites.]

...we maybe should have picked a warmer day for it, but I also do not think there is ever a wrong time for it.

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You said it was what you maybe missed most dessert wise, so. [ THAT'S WHAT THE MEAL WAS... "john what do u miss most" "ok imma make it happen" ]

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I did. I kind of figured this is what you were up to but I didn't think you would actually make it work here. I am definitely impressed. [A smile.] Thanks dude.

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[ dave, an idiot, is rosy cheeked from both the compliment and the cOLD. texas does not get this cold. this is bullshit??? ] I told you I'm smooth??

[ he's not ]

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[He snorts.] Smooth but not exactly subtle. I'll take it though. You went through way more effort than I thought.

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You deserved a good first date? [ like him :( ]

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And it was a very good first date, even if it is not over yet. I'll give you the final score at the end. [Teasing, but he's also pretty sure Dave will take him seriously.]

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Do I get any prizes if I get a high score?

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Maybe! I will have to think of a really good one. I think I might have a few ideas though.

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I'm definitely gonna win? [ okay he's definitely trying to warm up his arms. fuckin washingtonians ]

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You sounds sure but we'll see! [He notices though...dumbass.] ...do you want to head back? It's getting chilly out.

[He says, perfectly fine without a jacket and in Dave's thin long-sleeved shirt.]

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[ dave, meanwhile, was made for lows of 70. :(

he nods quickly. ]

Yeah, sure. I mean, if you're cold.

[ obviously,,, dave is not cold ]

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Maybe a little. [He absolutely is not but he acknowledges he has a crush on a dumbass.] We can save the leftovers for later. The potion should still work tomorrow too right?

[parodeity]

According to Shiho the effects'll last for a few days. So if we wanna go hunt for gray normally disgusting food to shove down our throats, now would be the time?

[ but okay. he's rapidly cleaning up thanks to ~sylladex magic~ ]

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We can do that maybe another day. [Dave shoves everything in his sylladex and John's up, folding his arms over his chest and waiting patiently.] Back to the house then? For the show.

[Do the thing!!]

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You sure you're ready to be fully feetswept?

[ why is he overhyping it...but clean up done he starts to head back home, waiting for john and then falling into step with him. ]

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Can a person truly be ready for that? [He begins to follow, stepping forward to also catch Dave's hand.

May as well make it more date-like, he thinks.]

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[ ...oh. dave squeezes john's hand after a fraction of a startled second, trying to hide the urge to smile like an idiot. ] Not really. It's like the Spanish Inquisition.

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[That's very cute, Dave.] Dude do you even know what the Spanish Inquisition was about?

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A thing supposedly meant to fight heresy but it was really just a monarchical tool to smite pretty much whoever the fuck. But I was referring to the meme, obviously. [ not the REAL THING. ]

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I was just checking. [God why did he ask? Off to the house.] Anyway, like I said, I am about as ready as I can be and hopefully that is enough.

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Good. I worked hard on it? [ obviously he's dragging john over to the piano once they get home and...gesturing for john to sit down? ]