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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[windeity]

[He doesn't even bother moving away when Dave pins his hand down, but he does sit up just a bit to kiss him anyway.]

Your face is slander or libel.

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[ dave can't fail to kiss back? rude. ] You like my face.

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I like your face very much, especially without the shades. You should keep those off more often.

[He likes the reminder that Dave's eyes aren't white and therefore dead...]

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Maybe in our room. [ it's some kind of concession. ] ...Your face isn't terrible either.

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[That's good enough for him.]

You could be a little more enthusiastic about my face, you know. [Teasing, but also hey :|]

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D'you want me to rap about you or something?

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Please don't. [Like.] I like you, but I do not think I can deal with a rap about my face right now.

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Can you deal with like, making out that results in hickeys or nah? [ he's mostly teasing or trying to fluster john so he's not Alone ]

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Uh. [Excuse you??] I mean. Maybe? I guess? Don't you have to kind of bite hard to leave a hickey?

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You weren't supposed to say maybe, you were supposed to get flustered. [ WOW ] Also I guess? Theoretically it's more sucking involved but the only other person I dated liked both biting and also the color of my blood.

[ thankfully john is less invested in that. ]

Girls are weird.

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[He's still flustered he's just better at hiding it currently. Kind of hard to hide the way he's not quite making eye contact though.]

More like troll girls are weird. I feel like maybe I should be grateful my only competition here is Terezi.

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And what, mine's Liv Tyler? [ ...no what if he hooks a finger under john's chin to force eye contact. ]

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Of course not. No one can compare to Liv Tyler. [He's joking, but also ugggh. He hates?? When Dave does that?? Mostly because it forces him to make eye contact and he just shrugs in response.] I've never kissed anybody besides you, you know that. ...and Rose but that does not count because it was a revive kiss.

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You were my first crush. [ he'd liked jade and truly unfortunately rose at some point but. ]

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Again, for reasons I'm not sure I will ever really understand but maybe I do not have to. [He's content with that knowledge regardless.] ...you're okay with not being my first?

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Are you okay with not bein' the first person I ever dated? [ he lets go of john's chin, at least. ] Last place is best in this scenario anyway.

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Obviously. [Thanks Dave. He'll just lay back and be comfortable here.] It would be pretty weird if I was not okay with that, considering.

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Well, yeah. Ain't the same true of me? I talked you through all those crushes, moron.

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Yeah...I know. [Poor Karkat having to sit through literally all of that.] But I had to ask.

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As long as I'm who you like now we're fine. Not that it wouldn't be fine if you liked someone else and not me, but like, I mean as far as dating goes? [ he's not smooth but john gets the point. ] Pretending we didn't like other people at some point would be dumb.

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Yeah, you're right. [He's just not going to mention the Roxy thing since that was a precarious situation. He'd still liked her up until they arrived, but time had changed some things.] About all of that. So...yeah. I like you and I guess that is that.

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I like you too. [ congrats, john. his shades are still in his hair so dave's smile is fully visible, eyes and all. ] Telling you that was maybe not the worst choice I ever made.

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I don't think so. You've made some other bad choices in the past. Like some of your raps.

[Love him.]

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[ what if instead he smothers john with a pillow ]

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[Lovingly. But he allows that and goes limp on the mattress, more or less playing dead and waiting for Dave to remove the pillow.]