[ john it's dave he can't do things briefly sometimes... ]
leave the timelines to the pros dude also idk i guess im kinda used to that its just like weird which i guess it wouldnt be for you in the exact same way although maybe it would be? you met nannasprite or whatever its weird seeing someone you legitimately knew and grew up with as an adult as this unrelated teenager who knows none of the shit about you they otherwise would rose thought it would be interesting but i mostly see it as like another of the weird facets of our lives doing meet and greet stuff with your biological relatives who raised you is extremely strange and yet its not even the strangest thing any of us have ever done
i dont think power training is a bad idea except i do think its a bad idea while youre sick you absolute moron so maybe avoid it? but like i figure i should learn to draw stuff on the fly actually wellish thus art lessons and training and whatever
also if you die ill never forgive you ftr do you know how hard it is to find people who actually respond to my texts even partially let alone occasionally in full its fucking impossible john
i met nannasprite but it wasn't like she was exactly like my nanna? not really. it was cool having her around for a while since i never really got to know her but all i ever knew of her were ashes. so ok. i can see how it would be weird? rose and roxy are different, i think, and rose would probably find it cool to get to know her and i know roxy wanted to know rose, too. i'm still not sure how things with jane would go. jake seems okay, but even knowing we are related it is hard to think of him as that and not "jade's teen grandpa."
i didn't say i would do it when i'm sick! in general! i want to get better at it if this is the power i am stuck with now. we should get you like a dry-erase board or something so you always have something to draw on.
i am glad that is the only argument against my death. thanks. also tbf your texts are pretty long and i think i am just used to it after being your friend for years. but i know my best assets now so that is a plus.
yeah i cant think of him as not "dude who looks like john" or "jades weird grandpa but a teen" though i have only seen him in passing but admittedly im not biorelated to him so its less weird for me than it is for you since like yeah ive pretty much only talked to dirk out of that set though
dude you said you tested it on shit last night and didnt do well because lo and behold sick also im not totally convinced i cant draw shit in the air like lets just get rose to enchant something to draw light things in the air you connect it to a pen and bam im set instant weaponry
that sounds like youre fishing for compliments egbert which is ridiculous because you know youre one of my top three favorite people
he's actually pretty nice. i haven't spoken to him much, but he seems okay. i think out of all of them i have spent the most time talking to roxy so my ideas of them are different, probably. you would like her. roxy. if you haven't talked to her yet in person. dirk is a little confusing but i am starting to understand i think.
i tried testing it and the fusion just did not stay, that's all. it fell apart and it was stupid. a light pen sounds pretty sweet though. if we got rose to help make a light pen and also make me a bag to keep everything in so we can fuse stuff on the go we would be totally set!
shut up, i am not fishing for anything. i am just saying. and i know. and you're one of mine, that part isn't really a question either. i really am happy you and rose are here. it was kind of weird on the ship knowing i wouldn't see you for three years. i didn't like it, actually.
i find it hard to believe anyone who was related to you and jade wouldnt be nice so that holds up in court dirk said the same thing about roxy multiple times that id like her and or that i was like her? which is i guess genetics at work
ok but how do we get you not to lose the bag johnny boy
yeah that part of our transcendent magical journey sucked ass i missed you guys
it sounds kinda biased but ok, haha. she did remind me of you, yeah. in a good way? idk she was really nice and she was easy to talk to. i hope she's ok.
i have not lost my mirror yet? or my belt? so i think a bag would stand a chance.
i missed you guys, too. bird you was around but it wasn't the same. and he and jade hung out a lot, and i had nanna and the chess guys and my consorts but. it wasn't the same.
yeah, i guess you are pretty okay. i saw her right before i came here. roxy and i were splitting up to talk to our denizens and after that this happened. so i think she is probably still going. i am not going to let anything happen to her though, don't worry.
an accomplishment of the highest order. i'd like to thank all of the little people who helped me get to where i am today.
i will do my best not to fuck it up? but i still don't think it is entirely a time thing, it is other stuff, too. once i talk to typheus i will know.
you will get a mention when you come back.
oh. yes. jade shrunk down all of our planets and brought them with us on our trip. it was the only way to get them to the new session, i think? they were sort of nice to have. space powers and all that.
oh huh so the first time you saw strider casa wasnt when you were zapping around and abandoning your best bro to evil sisters? i would have tidied up if id known wed have company
you have the least developed snooping instincts of anyone ive ever met also i suppose i will let you off the hook for avoiding sweet bro hangouts on the grounds evil jade was pretty evil and you couldnt just clock her b/c jade
i just do not really see the point of snooping when there are other things i can do.
[Like pretending to be Rose and trolling Kanaya, for instance.]
no offense but i am not sure i'd want to go through your bro's puppet hideaway? but you are right, i cannot punch my own sister even if she was all evil and growl-y. i mean not really. at least she's not anymore.
if it helps id rather kill myself than harm rose so like i get it
[ he's aware, however, that he could. he doesn't have the proof he might have in the other timeline, the one where he'll behead someone in order to stop a fight because he has t, but. yeah. ]
staying alive is typically a thing we try to do and for once more than two of us are together in the same place none of us evil at all so we can keep eyes on one another
wow w o w i cant believe the lack of gratitude for my efforts john here i am slaving away over paper with a pen doing my ironic fifties housewife schtick i guess and youre all like already talking it down not even waiting like the proper household man to belligerently diss it once im doing cooking you just like start off ahead of time guess what honey im gonna take the kids and move to the city chase my dreams become a movie star
but yeah i would rather talk to the both of you to anything else too so just take it easy will you dude
you're missing an apron, jackass. that would tie the whole fifties housewife thing together. i'll see you on the big screen while i lament my life choices and tell everyone who will listen about the one that got away.
i'm fine, dave. really. i am just going to take my bedding and go to rose's and bother her until you're done with your teen bro teaching you to draw squares or whatever you're doing. we'll be waiting for you to come home and then we will figure out the next thing.
im not wearing an apron for the dude who doesnt appreciate me you do not deserve that because obviously id rock the ironic fifties housewife look ask rose
wait dont ask rose actually this is one of those conversational tangents that she should just never know about
but ok ill be back as soon as i can dude and rn i am drawing apples
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leave the timelines to the pros dude
also idk i guess im kinda used to that
its just like
weird
which i guess it wouldnt be for you in the exact same way
although maybe it would be?
you met nannasprite or whatever
its weird seeing someone you legitimately knew and grew up with as an adult
as this unrelated teenager
who knows none of the shit about you they otherwise would
rose thought it would be interesting but i mostly see it as like
another of the weird facets of our lives
doing meet and greet stuff with your biological relatives who raised you is extremely strange
and yet
its not even the strangest thing any of us have ever done
i dont think power training is a bad idea
except
i do think its a bad idea while youre sick
you absolute moron
so maybe avoid it?
but like i figure i should learn to draw stuff on the fly
actually
wellish
thus art lessons and training and whatever
also if you die ill never forgive you ftr
do you know how hard it is to find people who actually respond to my texts even partially let alone occasionally in full
its fucking impossible john
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so ok. i can see how it would be weird? rose and roxy are different, i think, and rose would probably find it cool to get to know her and i know roxy wanted to know rose, too.
i'm still not sure how things with jane would go. jake seems okay, but even knowing we are related it is hard to think of him as that and not "jade's teen grandpa."
i didn't say i would do it when i'm sick! in general! i want to get better at it if this is the power i am stuck with now.
we should get you like a dry-erase board or something so you always have something to draw on.
i am glad that is the only argument against my death. thanks.
also tbf your texts are pretty long and i think i am just used to it after being your friend for years.
but i know my best assets now so that is a plus.
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though i have only seen him in passing
but admittedly im not biorelated to him so its less weird for me than it is for you
since like
yeah
ive pretty much only talked to dirk out of that set though
dude you said you tested it on shit last night and didnt do well because
lo and behold
sick
also im not totally convinced i cant draw shit in the air
like
lets just get rose to enchant something to draw light things in the air
you connect it to a pen
and bam im set
instant weaponry
that sounds like youre fishing for compliments egbert
which is ridiculous because you know youre one of my top three favorite people
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you would like her. roxy. if you haven't talked to her yet in person.
dirk is a little confusing but i am starting to understand i think.
i tried testing it and the fusion just did not stay, that's all. it fell apart and it was stupid.
a light pen sounds pretty sweet though. if we got rose to help make a light pen and also make me a bag to keep everything in so we can fuse stuff on the go we would be totally set!
shut up, i am not fishing for anything. i am just saying.
and i know. and you're one of mine, that part isn't really a question either.
i really am happy you and rose are here.
it was kind of weird on the ship knowing i wouldn't see you for three years.
i didn't like it, actually.
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so that holds up in court
dirk said the same thing about roxy
multiple times
that id like her and or that i was like her?
which is i guess genetics at work
ok but how do we get you not to lose the bag johnny boy
yeah
that part of our transcendent magical journey sucked ass
i missed you guys
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she did remind me of you, yeah. in a good way?
idk she was really nice and she was easy to talk to.
i hope she's ok.
i have not lost my mirror yet? or my belt? so i think a bag would stand a chance.
i missed you guys, too. bird you was around but it wasn't the same. and he and jade hung out a lot, and i had nanna and the chess guys and my consorts but. it wasn't the same.
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im fucking phenomenal
but thanks
i hope she is too
rose would be wrecked if she werent
shit youre right you have gone not quite 24 hours without losing something
what was i thinking
we need to host awards ceremonies pronto
oh right i kinda forgot davesprite ended up with you guys
although i kind of knew you had our planets?
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i saw her right before i came here. roxy and i were splitting up to talk to our denizens and after that this happened. so i think she is probably still going.
i am not going to let anything happen to her though, don't worry.
an accomplishment of the highest order. i'd like to thank all of the little people who helped me get to where i am today.
yeah. he did.
[Stupid feathery ghost-butt asshole.]
how do you kind of know something like that?
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i trust you
youre the one nontime person ill allow to fuck with time
that is a piss poor acceptance speech where was my m ention
also i figured you did because like
lofaf was uh there?
at the end there
like we were on it
so i assume you guys had it
because we sure didnt
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you will get a mention when you come back.
oh. yes. jade shrunk down all of our planets and brought them with us on our trip. it was the only way to get them to the new session, i think? they were sort of nice to have.
space powers and all that.
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so the first time you saw strider casa wasnt when you were zapping around
and abandoning your best bro to evil sisters?
i would have tidied up if id known wed have company
haha jk i totally would not have
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also it's not like i wanted to abandon you but i kind of had to?
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also i suppose i will let you off the hook for avoiding sweet bro hangouts
on the grounds evil jade was pretty evil
and you couldnt just clock her b/c jade
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[Like pretending to be Rose and trolling Kanaya, for instance.]
no offense but i am not sure i'd want to go through your bro's puppet hideaway?
but you are right, i cannot punch my own sister even if she was all evil and growl-y.
i mean not really.
at least she's not anymore.
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so like
i get it
[ he's aware, however, that he could. he doesn't have the proof he might have in the other timeline, the one where he'll behead someone in order to stop a fight because he has t, but. yeah. ]
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[He knows how they both are. There's a lull.]
can you guys...maybe stay alive while we are here?
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staying alive is typically a thing we try to do
and for once more than two of us are together in the same place
none of us evil at all
so
we can keep eyes on one another
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this place isn't so bad.
how far did you go on the island to train with dirk?
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just along the shoreline out of sight tbh
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i am thinking of going to rose's. i don't think i can go back to sleep.
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i promised you breakfast didnt i
and sorry i didnt mean to wake you up
if i woke you up
and you werent like up already
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and it's fine, i was mostly awake? and anyway i don't mind.
i would rather talk to you and rose anyway.
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w o w
i cant believe the lack of gratitude for my efforts john
here i am slaving away over paper with a pen
doing my ironic fifties housewife schtick i guess
and youre all like already talking it down
not even waiting like the proper household man to belligerently diss it once im doing cooking
you just like start off ahead of time
guess what honey im gonna take the kids and move to the city
chase my dreams
become a movie star
but yeah i would rather talk to the both of you to anything else too so
just take it easy will you dude
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i'll see you on the big screen while i lament my life choices and tell everyone who will listen about the one that got away.
i'm fine, dave. really. i am just going to take my bedding and go to rose's and bother her until you're done with your teen bro teaching you to draw squares or whatever you're doing.
we'll be waiting for you to come home and then we will figure out the next thing.
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you do not deserve that
because obviously id rock the ironic fifties housewife look
ask rose
wait dont ask rose actually this is one of those conversational tangents that she should just never know about
but ok ill be back as soon as i can dude
and rn i am drawing apples
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