JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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Are you just not sleeping tonight then?
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[Wait, no, fuck.] If you want. Or go to bed whenever? Whichever. [What if he just remembers he's an idiot, rolls over and buries his embarrassed stupid ass into his pillow. What if.]
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it means he's pretty much going to stall out and stay over on his side of the room, uncertain if that was or wasn't a request and if john does or doesn't want him over there or if he only said that out of habit and then tried to back out because he did not, in fact, want dave over there, or -
ok this is stupid the plan of never sleeping again is looking better every second ]
I...goodnight, John. [ there we go that's safe enough, no opinion he has to think of but just a simple statement. as promised he'll shut down his computer pretty quickly and kill the lights before going to. sit on his bed with the cat probably in the dark unless john has anything else to add. ]
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anyway dave will probably not sleep that night or. most nights in the forseeable future because crazy catnap schedule in random locations is his true calling card if he's not sharing a bed but he'll be quiet and simply entertain the cat until he fucks off in the morning after feeding the cat, so presumably he won't be too much of a distraction to sleep occurring. ]
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Cool. Congratulations, morons, you broke your bed-sharing gambit.]