JOHN EGBERT
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<3
[ thanks dave, this absolutely wasn't important at all. ]
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<3
love you.
[We are now on month two where John doesn't know what the fuck Dave's doing on the 12th.]
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love you too babe
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so do you want to do something weird
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uh. i mean yes, probably, but what kind of weird?
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ok
say its saturday
i know it isnt but work with me here
or its tomorrow and its tuesday evening
what would we be doing
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we would maybe be at the ice skating rink because i wanted to take you back again.
or house-hunting in our room with the heater on and mewpac being mewpac.
or there's a few movies out that i wanted to go see with you.
take your pick.
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what do you wear to our date
are we casual or classy
youre terrible at setting a scene
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anyway, we're casual today because it's still cold outside and you're in one of my jackets anyway and a scarf and i can get by in a hoodie and a scarf. you argued about earmuffs but the gloves were ditched.
you're probably still wearing a tie under my jacket though because you are you.
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why does anyone own earmuffs
the kind that are ironic nostalgia characters are ok i guess
and of course i am wearing a tie
but jeans and sneakers because you drag me dumb places that are not always suit appropriate
probably your hair needs to be brushed but finger combing it never helps anyway so lets move on
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also i don't know but those seem very jade or rose.
anyway, your tie makes for a good child-leash sometimes so thank you for that.
jeans and sneakers and warm sweaters because it is still sweater weather and you know that it never just ends with one thing. even if it was just ice skating we would end up going somewhere else, like a walk through the park now that the sun's back.
spring will be soon.
my hair's definitely a mess but i stopped putting gel in it so it's easier to touch.
this time while we're skating we start interview round two and i ask what your favorite part of february is.
what is it?
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i guess it is easier to touch though
also it looks better
your hair i mean
but i probably fell you were definitely breaking up if you drop my camera first of all
and id try not to answer a little bit
its still winter and thats bullshit and valentines isnt my favorite holiday but ive always kinda enjoyed it
i know so many people who get way into it
and i like
how its still new i guess
then i fail to explain your turn
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but thanks.
we're not going to drop your camera and so we will not have to break up, dummy.
i would maybe ask how it's new but easily get distracted and talk about how the best thing about valentine's day is that it is just about love in general.
i used to give candy and cards to my friends and stuff, and in high school all of us would go out for a while.
and nanna always made me these special cupcakes every year even when i got way too old for them.
and i love how february looks because it's right on the edge of spring with lingering touches of winter.
and you would promptly call me a whimsical fuck and probably make fun of me.
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well
id still mock you a little
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well whats your favorite part then
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it is part of why i like sharing a bed with you, too.
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surprisingly possessive of you actually
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i like that you are mine.
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