RECOLLÉ INBOX 3.0

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

aka




<font face="courier" color="#0715cd"><strong>
also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
<span style="font-family:courier new">
normal font too!

art by doomyz on tumblr, found via reblog here

Old inbox found here!
Original inbox found here!
Groupchat with Dave/El/Yuki found here!

Comments

[parodeity]

tbh i just consider any outing we do together solo to be a date

[windeity]

that makes sense to me. i would call those dates too.

[parodeity]

scale of 1 to 10 how dorky is your smile rn

[windeity]

[There's suddenly a picture sent and it looks like John definitely took this from an angle he's trying not to get caught. It's pretty similar to this.

Let him live.]

[parodeity]

[ absently saves it to his files ]

so a 27
excellent
also nice moves on midclass selfie taking
swooning over that ability tbh

[windeity]

i have long since figured out that the way to your heart is through memes and selfies so i've been practicing.

[parodeity]

youve got sweet new meme moves you havent shown me?
spill

[windeity]

ugh no way. they are not ready yet! i am still working toward perfection.

[parodeity]

why dont i get to see the works in progress this is bullshit
im going on strike

[windeity]

because they're embarrassing probably?
also bullshit you cannot go on strike.

[parodeity]

im your boyfriend i deserve to see you at your most embarrassing
also i can totally go on strike if i want to go on strike
youre not the boss of me egbert
i have a union

[windeity]

while that is true i am not sure that is how unions work?

[parodeity]

all the union members are me and we disagree with that

[windeity]

wouldn't the union only be you and however many daves are existing before loops finish?

[parodeity]

you arent allowed to know the inner workings of the dave union egbert
were unionized against you so its top secret

[windeity]

are you done so you can see my sick meme moves or do you want to talk about the dave union some more?

[parodeity]

youre free to interrupt with your moves at any point

[windeity]

i lied now i am just stuck browsing knowyourmeme.com.
how in the fuck am i supposed to hit on you when i am reading an article on furbys?

[parodeity]

i mean
i apparently find the fact youre reading an article about furbys in some weird quest to hit on me kind of attractive
so i think we both have problems

[windeity]

yes but i already knew that.
are you really that surprised?

[parodeity]

there was still some slim chance you were secretly a well adjusted normal dude washington

[windeity]

sounds fake.
also i have a sneaking suspicion you would not like me as much if i really were well adjusted and normal.
you still take the cake on some stuff though dude. just saying.

[parodeity]

id like you even if you decided to become a frat boy again
also wow rude what stuff do i take the cake on

[windeity]

do you want me to go back on some of our conversations? really??
also i was never a frat boy.

[parodeity]

i think ill hold up
also fine what do you want to call it