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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

youve got sweet new meme moves you havent shown me?
spill

[windeity]

ugh no way. they are not ready yet! i am still working toward perfection.

[parodeity]

why dont i get to see the works in progress this is bullshit
im going on strike

[windeity]

because they're embarrassing probably?
also bullshit you cannot go on strike.

[parodeity]

im your boyfriend i deserve to see you at your most embarrassing
also i can totally go on strike if i want to go on strike
youre not the boss of me egbert
i have a union

[windeity]

while that is true i am not sure that is how unions work?

[parodeity]

all the union members are me and we disagree with that

[windeity]

wouldn't the union only be you and however many daves are existing before loops finish?

[parodeity]

you arent allowed to know the inner workings of the dave union egbert
were unionized against you so its top secret

[windeity]

are you done so you can see my sick meme moves or do you want to talk about the dave union some more?

[parodeity]

youre free to interrupt with your moves at any point

[windeity]

i lied now i am just stuck browsing knowyourmeme.com.
how in the fuck am i supposed to hit on you when i am reading an article on furbys?

[parodeity]

i mean
i apparently find the fact youre reading an article about furbys in some weird quest to hit on me kind of attractive
so i think we both have problems

[windeity]

yes but i already knew that.
are you really that surprised?

[parodeity]

there was still some slim chance you were secretly a well adjusted normal dude washington

[windeity]

sounds fake.
also i have a sneaking suspicion you would not like me as much if i really were well adjusted and normal.
you still take the cake on some stuff though dude. just saying.

[parodeity]

id like you even if you decided to become a frat boy again
also wow rude what stuff do i take the cake on

[windeity]

do you want me to go back on some of our conversations? really??
also i was never a frat boy.

[parodeity]

i think ill hold up
also fine what do you want to call it

[windeity]

i don't know. popular?
i think that is what it maybe was.

[parodeity]

nah
youre popular now
youre thinking of a different subset of the high school experience
or a different brand of popular really

[windeity]

tv trope popular maybe?
or just in that group of people who didn't care outside of their own sphere because you could control who was in and who was out.

[parodeity]

did you

[windeity]

care? or have control?

[parodeity]

lets go with both
but also i meant
did you use it