JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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i mean i play, not that i am a uniquely named saint bernard.
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David Lee Appleseed Exaggeration Irony Marie Strider the IV.
If you were a dog, I doubt you'd be a saint bernard, for the record.
But I would like to hear you play sometime, and Dave has recommended I hit you up to "jam".
I'm a somewhat out of practice violinist myself.
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i am almost afraid to ask what kind of dog you think i would actually be but i am curious.
that would be awesome though rose! let's do it! even if you are out of practice i am still trying to get back in practice myself too. how long have you been playing?
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A chocolate labrador, perhaps, based on your hair color.
Or a pug.
Something loyal, but a goober.
I'll attach a definitive quiz for us to find out.
A while.
I was in band in my elementary school years, but the instructors didn't share my artistic vision.
[ "a quiz" apparently means several. attached links: one, two, three, and four. ]
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buzzfeed should not be the endall but here we are.
that's kind of cool though! i promise i will not mock your artistic vision if you show me sometime.
"You got: Welsh Corgi"
"You got: Basset Hound
Those long ears and droopy eyes might make you look like a old man, but in reality you’re really just a playful pup who loves to have fun! You’ve got a keen sense of smell and adorably short legs. And did we mention you’re the boss? You do what you want, when you want. Woof!"
"You got: Husky"
"You got: Australian Shepherd
Just like the Australian Shepherd you are affectionate, protective, intelligent, active, and good-natured!"
i think that last one was also just meant for girls.
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Trust me, I'm a psych major.
Are you suggesting that dressing feminine is somehow lesser?
John, I'm shocked at your narrow-mindedness.
Surely you're enlightened enough to know that one's fashion choices do not determine gender.
Also, I merely searched "what dog am I" and linked without reading the questions.
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and that's not what i meant! it is just i am pretty sure i would not look good in most feminine clothing? also i know that, i am dating YOUR brother, remember? i am pretty sure dave could pull off feminine clothing and i wouldn't even notice.
don't tell him i said that.
that sounds more like a psych major answer so a+ surveying, rose.
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Have you ever tried?
I'm sure I and other feminine friends of yours would be happy to give you a makeover and see.
You'd be a fine drag queen.
I won't, but clearly, if he put on a dress he'd be identical to myself, as we are twins.
Of different heights and builds, but nevertheless. Twin magic.
Thank you, John.
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and no, why would i try that?
seriously, makeup is great for everybody else, but i'll pass.
i'm not seeing the downside to that, rose.
[It's fine, Dave already knows John also thinks Rose is hot, but whatever.]
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Why wouldn't you?
We could even put it on Dave's youtube channel.
"My Sister Gives My Boyfriend A Makeover (WTF??!! rainbow emoji shocked emoji)"
I'll take that as a compliment.
[ john you just like pretty blondes in general don't you ]
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i'm not youtubing my potential drag era. no way.
have you ever even given someone a makeover before?
[Given he remembers Roxy and flirting with her, yes, he's super-weak to pretty blondes.]