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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

...Nothin'. [ NEVERMIND ]

[windeity]

[Okay, he'll get up and take the covers with him, carefully heading over to where Dave's at his desk and stopping in front of him to lean into his chest and be practically nose to nose.]

Try again?

[parodeity]

[ why does john egbert want him Dead? he does the thing where his breath catches and he stops breathing regular, pulse speeding up. ]

...you're so unfair.

[windeity]

[Yeah that...registers. He catches it and it's kind of attractive and instead he grins.]

Yeah, maybe. [He's still going to bump his forehead against Dave's though. Explain yourself, dude.]

[parodeity]

[ let him live his poker face life in peace, stupid aspects??

dave...sets his camera gently aside on the desk out of harm's way, and then opts to kiss john instead of explaining himself, because that's way less embarrassing. ]

[windeity]

[It's a nice temporary distraction, goddamnit Dave. But he settles right into a kiss easily enough and goes quiet while he keeps it pretty soft and lazy, so whatever. Fucker.]

[parodeity]

[ john will clearly 100% forget about the initial questioning. dave's left hand comes up to cup john's cheek, thumb rubbing absently down, and he doesn't try to shift things less soft and lazy. this is fine. ]

[windeity]

[Like normally that's not a bad plan, but Dave didn't think this through?

Or actually he did okay since John's leaning into Dave's hand and murmuring a little into the kiss while doing absolutely nothing to stop this. They can be here for a while.]

[parodeity]

[ no he totally thought this through this is FLAWLESS.

john's skin feels weird (great? weird great) against his fingertips, with the hair, and dave. laughs against john's mouth, sorry john. ]

[windeity]

[So much for your plan, jerk!! Dave laughs and John pulls back enough to talk.]

What are you laughing at?

[parodeity]

Myself, mostly. [ he grins. ] Sorry for wakin' you up.

[windeity]

It's okay. [Kind of. Dave's nice and perfect for cuddling and so John does so while they're standing.] I'm just glad you're home...but what did you say before you tried kissing me?

[#nicetry.]

[parodeity]

That you're incredibly attractive and I love you a lot?

[ > continues trying ]

[windeity]

I love you, too, but I am not buying it.

[parodeity]

[ ...a brief kiss, but he's not trying to abscond again. he pulls back and stays close, and shrugs, gaze skating to the side. ]

...I mean, it wasn't entirely inaccurate as a statement.

[windeity]

[The blankets are still wrapped around John's shoulders but he works to make a cocoon for them while they're standing.]

Then what's wrong with repeating it?

[parodeity]

...You're so fuckin' unfairly attractive.

[ HE'S PARAPHRASING ]

[windeity]

I guess if you like nerd chic. [But he's pleased.] I am pretty sure that goes both ways.

[parodeity]

I like you. [ that seems to simplify it. dave bites his lip, shrugs. ] I, uh...like your whole. Aesthetic right now.

[windeity]

What, half-asleep and scruffy? [...ah. The lightbulb moment. Give him a second...before he just starts laughing a little.] Seriously?

[parodeity]

[ shut up john ] You suck. [ :T :T :T

so yes, seriously. ]

[windeity]

Does that mean maybe I should stop shaving for a while to keep it up? [Sorry this is hilarious.]

[parodeity]

[ he'd shove john away but he unfortunately loves john, this sucks ] You can shave? Look, I don't know, I didn't even know I liked that, I've never actually dated anyone who seriously had to shave. I am literally never tellin' you anything ever again.

[ ...he's sulking. ]

[windeity]

[He's still keeping them cocooned so Dave can't really go anywhere anyway.]

Come on, don't be mad! I think it's cute. Also you mostly dated girls and I am sorry but trying to picture Karkat with facial hair is hilarious.

[parodeity]

You're admittedly the most masculine guy I've dated. [ like

his competition is karkat, here, who is really fucking into chick flicks so? ]