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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

When I want to abuse it?

[windeity]

[He reaches into the basket and shoves a piece of bread at him.] You're so ridiculous.

[parodeity]

I'm never ridiculous? [ he'll pour the drinks. ] I also made pie?

[windeity]

Those two sentences contradict each other. [A grin while he's also prying open tupperware.] You made a pie?

[parodeity]

I mean, it's apple. The one pie I ever learned to make.

[windeity]

Why am I not surprised? It's really thoughtful though even if your bias is showing in a major way.

[parodeity]

Well tell me your favorite and I'll learn to make that.

[windeity]

...it's apple, actually. [A half-smile.] Why do you think I know how to bake them, too?

[parodeity]

I figured the universe just wanted to hammer in the you being incredible part.

[windeity]

What does that have to do with apple pie?

[parodeity]

That you can bake my favorite dessert?

[windeity]

You're the one who made an entire picnic, babe. I think most people find that incredible on its own.

[parodeity]

You cook for me most days, dumbass.

[windeity]

Yeah, that's different though. That's normal living. This is something you went out of your way for.

[parodeity]

You go out of your way to cook for me?

[windeity]

Are we really arguing about favors? [He's laughing though.] I do it because it's easy and you like it and I like it.

[parodeity]

It's very attractive and it makes it feel like we're actually living together.

[windeity]

I like being attractive...but yeah. Does it still feel like maybe it's not real?

[parodeity]

Do you ever feel so happy about something you're sure you're asleep?

[windeity]

Pretty much whenever I look at you, yeah. That is how I felt for a very, very long time when we were becoming best friends again.

[parodeity]

I'll forgive you for not showin' up when I was a kid just for that.

[windeity]

Even if I did show up when we were kids you wouldn't have remembered me, would you?

[parodeity]

I've accepted you're like a magnet. So. Probably I would have been your best friend.

[windeity]

What exactly does that mean? A magnet.

[parodeity]

It means I'm incapable of not being drawn to the person you are.