AWASH INBOX

[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[parodeity]

oh were you gonna take one first
and idk ive never had just eggs specifically
theyre probably fine

[windeity]

no, i just filled a barrel to store behind the house after we talked about it to make sure we have it.
how have you never had eggs?
even mcdonalds has eggs.
they're not good eggs, but they are eggs.

[parodeity]

oh
well did you want the first bath

[ he conveniently ignores the eggs question ]

[windeity]

to the spoils go the victor.
wait, shit, reverse those.
your soap and shampoo, you take the first one.
i can work on eggs. and the geese coop.

[parodeity]

you didnt have to haul up water for me
but yeah ok i think im faster than you anyway

what the fuck do i do w the other twenty geese

[windeity]

i know.
anyway no idea. i am not the one who collected two dozen geese.
i guess we can make the coop big enough for all of them and let people in the town pick them out for meat or egg supplies if they want? and we just make sure they do not take ernest eggolas jackie or steven.

[parodeity]

you realize this means we need geese collars
and also to pick the four least lethal girl geese

[windeity]

like i said if my hood catches fire again i am blaming you.
we can probably rip up some of the peasant clothes we keep finding to tie around their necks.

[parodeity]

maybe we can get minato to sew designer ones

[windeity]

i can text him and ask while you're taking your bath.

[parodeity]

youre the best
ill leave the eggs in the kitchen

[windeity]

sweet.
the bath water's already warming up too so grab the buckets whenever you want.

[parodeity]

ill probably be out in ten minutes tops

[ dave notably tries never to take up that much time in the bathroom and tends to defer time to john. weird. ]

[windeity]

eggs will be done by then and i can talk to minato while i am doing that anyway. take your time.

[Like. He knows Dave won't, but also. Take your time, Strider.]

[parodeity]

you still need a bath too

[windeity]

and i will! i promise, i will. it will be probably after dinner but i'm washing my hands before dealing with eggs.

[parodeity]

hey egbert
is this like
ok so far

[windeity]

what? the sudden zoo we are building?

[parodeity]

living together

[windeity]

yeah. i think it is working out fine.
is this ok so far for you?

[parodeity]

yeah no its fine
just checking
like seeing if we need to paint some colorful clown murals to make it more homey
or
whatever
and by clown murals i of course mean matthew maccungys face

[windeity]

fuck off, we are NOT putting shitty clown murals anywhere.

[He resists for all of five seconds.]

*mcconaughey.
but it's fine! i like living together so far even if i feel like your lobster might be judging me.

[parodeity]

sounds like a fake name an american would make up when trying to pass off as a russian spy

also he is judging you
nauti buoy is cochair of the judging john egbert coalition

[windeity]

why would matthew mcconaughey need to be a russian spy?
also wow. hahaha. that is so hilarious i forgot to laugh.
nauti buoy owes me, i feed him sometimes.

[parodeity]

we need a feeding schedule so we dont overfeed him
and idk sounds like the plot of a shifty movie hed star in???