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JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[???]

Since when have you ever fumbled with a blade?

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I'm touched by your faith in me.

[ not...often. not without someone tripping him up, anyway.

he thinks of that poor dead crow tho. ]

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Shut up. You might just have been overdoing it if you were training for a while. [Still sounds fake, but. Give him a moment and he'll figure out basic first aid.]

At least it's not bleeding that much, but the gray is a little creepy. Maybe it'll go back to normal tomorrow?

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I'll have to check then, I guess. [ by, obviously, cutting his hand back open probably

because why???

dave's just kind of letting john do whatever to his hand even though he would assuredly be more competent about it if he just did it himself... ]

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Preferably not on purpose. [Tada! A bandaged hand which...would have worked better if Dave did it himself, but he tried.]

Do you think maybe Vriska would have any ideas? Troll blood's weird.

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I texted her to ask if my weird troll blood ranks me higher than Vantas or lower. What is the point of a hemospectrum if you can't sit a rung above your friend and mock him mercilessly?

[ he doesn't respond to "not on purpose" because like

yeah

first thing in the morning ]

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If it's not making fun of Karkat, there isn't a point. [Sorry Karkat.] What'd she say? Or are you still waiting for a response?

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You're the only on who cares if I die a tragic troll-blooded death. [ i.e. he didn't get a response before john came up and took up 100% of dave's attention. ]

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Don't be a baby. [He knows Dave isn't but he says it anyway with a grin.] But this is why I am your best friend. I like you no matter what color your blood is. Do we even know anybody else who's had grey blood?

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Honestly, I think not. I'm pretty sure they work on Roy G. Biv principles, more or less.

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Maybe we should ask other people who've bled a lot recently? Maybe this isn't really just you.

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Who would you think would even be on that list??

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...Izuku? Shouto makes it sound like he gets hurt a lot.

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Huh. I guess so. I kinda get why though?

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Is there really a why to that?

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He'd rather himself get hurt than anyone else.

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Oh. That sounds very familiar. [And it makes sense why Dave understands why.] Still, let's skip that. I don't want him getting hurt either.

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Your plan seems to involve none of us getting hurt.

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There has to be another way to test your blood without actively hurting somebody.

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Realistically speaking how much will pricking my finger really hurt?

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I mean I guess that depends what you are pricking it with.

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A needle would be the only way to feel like a disney princess.

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You're missing a tiara but fine...I guess a needle would be acceptable as long as it's clean and sterile.

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So make me a flower tiara.

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[...why is he considering this. Probably to derail Dave from needle-pricking and also it gives him something to do.]

Do we even have enough flowers around with enough color to do that?