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JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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That's flattering. [Whether he means that he's not so bad or that Dave forgot he doesn't say. But he's just shaking his head anyway.] Is that a good or a bad thing?

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It's an "I think maybe we're constantly on a date anyway" sort of thing.

[ john wasn't. wrong. ]

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So do you believe me now? [VALIDATE HIM.]

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Don't be smug?? [ he kicks john under the table. gently. ] ...Ready for dessert?

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[He's still snickering. He'll be smug all he wants, thank you. But he kicks Dave back just as gently.] I think so. Lay it on me.

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Okay but don't laugh. [ it is...

ice cream. from his sylladex

topped with an ice heart he Definitely got from shouto? ]

The cookies aren't like chocolate chip or anything because. Where the fuck is chocolate. So. Butter...sugar...things? Look, we tried.

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[It's hard not to laugh because like. It's cute? So he looks amused and covers his mouth to hide a grin.]

How many people did you actually recruit for this date? [Dave you tried so hard. It doesn't go unnoticed.]

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As many as I needed? [ lOOK don't you judge him, egbert. ] I promised feet-sweeping??

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You're ridiculous. [It's flattering though.] Consider me foot-swept, then. Wait, that sounds stupid. Consider it done though.

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But I haven't even finished pulling out all the stops??

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Yeah, I know. I think I was promised a show? [He would have been happy with just the flowers, Dave, jesus christ. Still, he's going to look at the ice cream and gesture to it.] You're sharing with me aren't you?

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I'll have some, yeah. [ ...HE BELATEDLY PRODUCES TWO SPOONS. you. you don't eat ice cream with your hands. ] And the show is at home?

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[They could??? But he takes a spoon and immediately digs in anyway.] Do I get to guess what this show is?

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You can try to guess if you want? [ he can probably guess. ]

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I am pretty sure I know, so actually maybe I will wait and keep it a surprise. Is that allowed?

this is the 4th right

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Well maybe I have to change it up now??

uhhh yes you started it on the 4th in your timezone and i tagged back on the 4th

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Would you even have time to change it into something else?

why didn't i wait for the 12th

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I will have you know I am a man of many talents??

gdi

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I know that, but we're also in a limited space, dude. I get that.

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Okay, well pretend you don't know about the surprise, then. Is the ice cream okay? [ he's never had cookies and cream ice cream before actually??? it's enjoyably cold.

it's also, like. 56 degrees out apparently even though it's ~sunny~ so. predictably dave's already starting to look cold. this fucking moron. ]

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[Moron...they can go inside soon. It's not like John wouldn't notice.] The ice cream's fine, yeah. You did good. [He's pleased enough and he's taking another couple of bites.]

...we maybe should have picked a warmer day for it, but I also do not think there is ever a wrong time for it.

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You said it was what you maybe missed most dessert wise, so. [ THAT'S WHAT THE MEAL WAS... "john what do u miss most" "ok imma make it happen" ]

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I did. I kind of figured this is what you were up to but I didn't think you would actually make it work here. I am definitely impressed. [A smile.] Thanks dude.

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[ dave, an idiot, is rosy cheeked from both the compliment and the cOLD. texas does not get this cold. this is bullshit??? ] I told you I'm smooth??

[ he's not ]

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[He snorts.] Smooth but not exactly subtle. I'll take it though. You went through way more effort than I thought.