JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoopsnormal font too!
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...Candid shots? [ that explains nothing and he knows it ]
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Tell meeee. [That is absolutely going to work, clearly.]
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the...USUAL, WHY IS THIS USUAL: caught breath in his throat as he holds it for several heartbeats and tries (fails) to stamp his pulse down, a weird tensing and a quiet noise in the back of his throat. dave doesn't actually loosen his hold or pull away and he doesn't return the favor but, like, okay, that's happening he guesses.
it takes him a little longer than usual to work his way around to replying and, like, breathing again for some reason, but whatever that's probably fine. ]
They're mine??
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Describe them then. You're not playing fair.
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Um. Last time we were together, I took some.
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but he does cave. ]
...Also when you were sleeping. And you had, you know.
[ you know
back
when john let him give him a hickey thanks dave that's probably the creepiest thing he's done all year maybe good luck with that john why did you give dave permission to take pictures whenever ]
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[ apparently he classes just pictures of john smiling as "personal only" also sometimes? congrats john ]
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If anyone did, it would be a problem for me anyway.
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Hey! That was totally unfair.
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What's that supposed to mean? I am being plenty fair and you are not because you're leaving me and that was only, like, ten minutes. I require more than ten minutes of prime cuddling time, Dave.
[Not really. Except really. Dave why this.]
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I don't know. Like before we left the first time, I think? Maybe after that? It has been a little while, at least three weeks though.
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he sets the flash to on and takes a picture, because he can. ]
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