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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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[windeity]

lifeish.
how's life?

[kagepuro]

are you immediately flipping the question onto me because you're not interested in legitimately sharing or there's just nothing going on

[windeity]

i mean it's just life stuff.
you know how it is.
school. work. getting used to the city again after being stuck in a forest for a month. househunting. that kind of thing.

[kagepuro]

same, i guess?

Except i was in hell instead of a forest

you and dave are gonna get your own place?

[windeity]

oh those mines or whatever under the subway right? someone told me about those.
welcome back from hell then.
but yes, that is the goal. i'm still kind of looking at apartments and everything.
we only have like another month or two in the dorm anyway.
so that is where things are at.
i have things i want to do in the meantime but i am still figuring out how to do them.

[kagepuro]

thanks buddy

What kind of stuff do you wanna do?
anything super important?

[windeity]

anytime.
i was thinking of starting to organize like...i don't know, a volunteer coalition thing? so like something where people can learn to work together as a team, we know what people's powers are, stuff like that.
i'm going to put a call out to the network in a couple of days. see if people are interested.

[kagepuro]

big hero john egbert assembling the super friends?

count me in! I'm a big hero these days

[windeity]

well i wouldn't say THAT...but something like that! it would be good to know who we can rely on in case things go totally wrong again and we do not have time to plan.
what kind of heroing have you been up to?

[kagepuro]

all my teammates got mind controlled and were gonna kill each other
I didn't get mind controlled b/c of my enormous willpower, i guess

but i used my powers to incapacitate them through extreme fear and then destroyed the mind control device

It was incredible, I'm terrifying!!!

[windeity]

whoa wait hang on.
like i want to say that is probably a thing that happened because this city keeps getting dumber and dumber.
but what?
back up and start from the beginning.
how did everybody get mind controlled?

[kagepuro]

it was when i was in hell

there was like, a spooky snake statue.

Well not really a snake

More like...medusa. It was a medusagorgon type deal
I was under a lot of stress at the time so forgive me if the details are spotty

We were chasing down this guy that escaped and it was supposed to be a trap or something

[windeity]

the snake-not-snake was part of a trap to chase a guy, got it. usually medusas make people stones right?
so this one made everybody go crazy but you like nullified it.
...and your emotional thing you can do helped?

[kagepuro]

i made everyone too afraid to move while i knocked the statue over with the help of daisuke's weird bunny friend

But....yeah. I thought it'd stone, too

maybe different kinds of medusa's can do different stuff with their eyes?

holy ship

maybe I'm a medusa

[windeity]

wiz.
i don't know, maybe?
wouldn't that require you being part-snake or something though?

[kagepuro]

i love wiz

i guess you're right tho

maybe I'll get snakes for hair eventually?
man that would blow
but i also cant help but feel like I'd make a pretty hot medusa

[windeity]

a good rabbit.
haha. maybe? i don't know i think in a way it could be cool but they would also be really noisy.
can medusas really be hot?
maybe you are not a medusa but some other kind of snake person.

[kagepuro]

sometimes my eyes do get kind of reptilian when I'm using my power

ugh i hope i dont get a weird tongue though
I'd prefer a bunch of rowdy head snakes

actually no nevermind the tongue is definitely preferable

I definitely feel like other me has some sort of connection to snakes and snake people. I got this weird storybook about this monster girl that also seems kinda snake-like

when we form the superfriends can i have a snake costume

[windeity]

then...i guess maybe there is a chance you are a snake person.
you remember that movie about the kid in the jungle? that snake did the weird hypnotism thing, too.
and there are snake charmers and stuff.
i would also prefer you not have a bunch of rowdy head snakes.
what storybook?
you can have whatever costume you want but wouldn't a snake costume lack legs?

[kagepuro]

Its called artistic license

I got a storybook with a bunch of neat illustrations... It's about a monster that falls in love with a human, it's really sad

[windeity]

whateveeeer.
huh. can i see it sometime? i am just curious. even if it is sad.

[kagepuro]

it's pretty interesting, I'll bring it next time we meet up

I had been planning to ask you to hang out for a while

something's been bothering me lately

[windeity]

awesome.
oh?
everything cool?

[kagepuro]

I saved people's lives
I have a really hot girlfriend
I have super powers

Things are really good but also i feel very panicky and scared and have been having these constant nightmares
And it makes it hard to enjoy all of the good stuff that's going on

I got a bad memory when i was in hell and i haven't had the heart to actually talk to anyone about it and i think its slowly destroying me

[windeity]

[Oh.

Yeah, typical. He'll just let that sit for a moment while he reads it and eventually he texts back.]

oh.
nightmares definitely suck.
well...do you want to actually talk about it...?