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there was like, a spooky snake statue.
Well not really a snake
More like...medusa. It was a medusagorgon type deal
I was under a lot of stress at the time so forgive me if the details are spotty
We were chasing down this guy that escaped and it was supposed to be a trap or something
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so this one made everybody go crazy but you like nullified it.
...and your emotional thing you can do helped?
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But....yeah. I thought it'd stone, too
maybe different kinds of medusa's can do different stuff with their eyes?
holy ship
maybe I'm a medusa
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i don't know, maybe?
wouldn't that require you being part-snake or something though?
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i guess you're right tho
maybe I'll get snakes for hair eventually?
man that would blow
but i also cant help but feel like I'd make a pretty hot medusa
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haha. maybe? i don't know i think in a way it could be cool but they would also be really noisy.
can medusas really be hot?
maybe you are not a medusa but some other kind of snake person.
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ugh i hope i dont get a weird tongue though
I'd prefer a bunch of rowdy head snakes
actually no nevermind the tongue is definitely preferable
I definitely feel like other me has some sort of connection to snakes and snake people. I got this weird storybook about this monster girl that also seems kinda snake-like
when we form the superfriends can i have a snake costume
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you remember that movie about the kid in the jungle? that snake did the weird hypnotism thing, too.
and there are snake charmers and stuff.
i would also prefer you not have a bunch of rowdy head snakes.
what storybook?
you can have whatever costume you want but wouldn't a snake costume lack legs?
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I got a storybook with a bunch of neat illustrations... It's about a monster that falls in love with a human, it's really sad
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huh. can i see it sometime? i am just curious. even if it is sad.
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I had been planning to ask you to hang out for a while
something's been bothering me lately
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oh?
everything cool?
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I have a really hot girlfriend
I have super powers
Things are really good but also i feel very panicky and scared and have been having these constant nightmares
And it makes it hard to enjoy all of the good stuff that's going on
I got a bad memory when i was in hell and i haven't had the heart to actually talk to anyone about it and i think its slowly destroying me
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Yeah, typical. He'll just let that sit for a moment while he reads it and eventually he texts back.]
oh.
nightmares definitely suck.
well...do you want to actually talk about it...?
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because you'd get it
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hit me.
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yeah, that does suck.
what happened?
cw: suicide
like....
on purpose....
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Re: cw: suicide
any idea why?
i know it is maybe hard to think but just wondering.
Re: cw: suicide
I dont really know what was going on but i think it was the only way
I was crying and i apologized to my little brother for being such a terrible sister
and then i hit the ground
did it freak you out the first time you remembered dying?
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i'm sorry. remembering your own death is always pretty hard. especially if you do not remember.
of course it freaked me out, but it was more the first time I remembered it was the aftermath than the act.
second time was the act.
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that sucks
did you have nightmares too?
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pretty sure my old life was full of nightmare fuel.
you remembered when we were all out of the city?
how've you been hiding it this long?
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and i didnt wanna freak out her out right away...and i was so caught up in that whole thing
so I'm figuring, it doesnt matter, its not me, I'm just going to ignore it and keep enjoying all these nice things that keep happening
Its like a wound and its just been left to fester and get gross and infected and i dont want to tell people i keep dreaming of throwing myself off a roof and erupting into horrific storm of blood and bone because that isn't fun for anybody
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