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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

No, but what if I turn out to need some dramatic wooing gesture down the line and I used up my entire stockpile?

[windeity]

I think you just existing is a pretty dramatic wooing gesture, so you're good.

[parodeity]

Shockingly smooth. I give you a four out of ten for it. [ also, he's dragging john to the...aquarium... ] There's parts you can walk under the tanks, you know, with all the fish?

[windeity]

I'll up my game eventually. [But he recognizes the path and his eyes light up a bit.] The underwater tunnels? Those are always really cool! That's where we're going?

[parodeity]

We can walk around the rest of it too, if you want? But yeah that was the main idea. Having a sea overhead isn't like having a sky, but maybe it'll be a little better than the dome?

[windeity]

I like the ocean, you know? So...that sounds perfect to me.

[parodeity]

I know. It's one of your weirder qualities but I forgive you for it. [ he'll pay for their tickets, anyway. ]

[windeity]

I will never get what is so weird about liking the ocean. [He notices, but he just vows to make up for it later.] It's comforting.

[parodeity]

Have you never watched a discovery channel documentary on the ocean???

[windeity]

Are you afraid of what's out there?

[parodeity]

Yes???? Have you never seen ocean monster movies?

[windeity]

Have you not looked at my movie collection? I own like six of them. [But he's immediately dragging Dave to the underground walkways to see the fish ceilings.]

[parodeity]

I try to block out some of them. [ he drags his hand away from john because he's pulling his camera out of his sylladex and happily adjusting the settings for the lighting inside. ]

[windeity]

[THIS WAS A TRAP but John doesn't care and instead he's laughing.]

Come on, they're not all that bad. Jaws is a classic and you know it.

[parodeity]

[ shut up and let dave take a picture of john. ]

Jaws doesn't totally count, at least sharks are just sharks and the documentaries about them are all "hey Jaws is inaccurate"?

[windeity]

[He can take more than one even.]

How many documentaries have you watched about Jaws? [But since he's used to this routine by now, he's walking a little ahead and craning his head back to stare at the fish above them.]

[parodeity]

As many as exist, obviously? [ he will in fact be taking more than one. it makes him happy............... ] Or as many as I know to exist. I hope they make a Sharknado documentary someday.

[windeity]

[Things John doesn't mind: that.] What would a Sharknado documentary even consist of? How they made the movie or about the science behind potentially flying sharks? [There's a grin over his shoulder.] Do they have a shark tank here?

[parodeity]

They do. Want me to lead the way there next, or just wander? Also clearly it would involve an in-depth look at the visionary process that fought us multiple movies about a shark filled tornado. Honestly how is that not super your speed?

[windeity]

I like wandering, but I definitely want to see them before we leave. And that is my speed but that just means we should obviously make a documentary. How hard can it be?

[parodeity]

[ ...dave laughs and snaps a picture. ] It's like you have a cheat sheet.

[windeity]

A cheat sheet to giant sharks? [Dave what do you expect from him.]

[parodeity]

To bullshit that makes me like you. A documentary? What the fuck.

[windeity]

It'd be fun. Maybe that is a thing we can do in the spring?

[parodeity]

Like I could say no to bad documentary magic. Fuck you, Egbert. [ no fire; he snaps another picture and tries not to smile. ]