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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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Comments

[parodeity]

i have no idea

http://www.thomasmailaender.com/chicken-museum/ nvm apparently yes
shit why would i totally go there

[windeity]

i should be offended this exists but i cannot even bring myself to be surprised.
why WOULD you go there?

[parodeity]

oh like you can fucking talk youd totally take me there
that negates your ability to be offended or appalled

[windeity]

you are very certain of that.
(i mean you are correct but also wow?)

[parodeity]

you cant tell me the idea of going to a place where chickens can admire fine artwork doesnt sound like a good time egbert
because you would be a liar if you tried

[windeity]

do chickens have the brain capacity to be able to admire art? i am genuinely curious here.
also whatever. it just means i drag you somewhere weird in return.

[parodeity]

is it really dragging if were both going along willingly

[windeity]

probably not.
so i guess that counts as a date then if we ever take off for this chicken museum.

[parodeity]

tbh i just consider any outing we do together solo to be a date

[windeity]

that makes sense to me. i would call those dates too.

[parodeity]

scale of 1 to 10 how dorky is your smile rn

[windeity]

[There's suddenly a picture sent and it looks like John definitely took this from an angle he's trying not to get caught. It's pretty similar to this.

Let him live.]

[parodeity]

[ absently saves it to his files ]

so a 27
excellent
also nice moves on midclass selfie taking
swooning over that ability tbh

[windeity]

i have long since figured out that the way to your heart is through memes and selfies so i've been practicing.

[parodeity]

youve got sweet new meme moves you havent shown me?
spill

[windeity]

ugh no way. they are not ready yet! i am still working toward perfection.

[parodeity]

why dont i get to see the works in progress this is bullshit
im going on strike

[windeity]

because they're embarrassing probably?
also bullshit you cannot go on strike.

[parodeity]

im your boyfriend i deserve to see you at your most embarrassing
also i can totally go on strike if i want to go on strike
youre not the boss of me egbert
i have a union

[windeity]

while that is true i am not sure that is how unions work?

[parodeity]

all the union members are me and we disagree with that

[windeity]

wouldn't the union only be you and however many daves are existing before loops finish?

[parodeity]

you arent allowed to know the inner workings of the dave union egbert
were unionized against you so its top secret

[windeity]

are you done so you can see my sick meme moves or do you want to talk about the dave union some more?

[parodeity]

youre free to interrupt with your moves at any point