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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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[parodeity]

john i dont have to share i could entirely keep it to myself
but no you idiot that was the secondary purpose of this message
there isnt enough for like more than just us but whatever
im reasonably sure that was my geese reward
like knives i think were harpies
quests seem to have one specific reward theme
i cant tell what skills is yet
socks or clothes
fuck only knows what wishes are bc i didnt notice anything so who knows if that even worked

also i wasnt using you to taste test originally but now i am congrats
how many geese should we keep
do we cook some
do we know how to cook geese
this is the royal we where we is just you but i take credit obviously

[windeity]

you could but you wouldn't. probably.
oh.
ok that makes a lot more sense.
but also why? like that makes sense, sure, but it makes you wonder why those specific things.
knives make sense for the harpies since we had to kill them, but soap?
what else did you get?
also hey have you noticed that more things have color lately?
like. you know. the sky. and stars.
what the fuck is happening to this place?

ugggggh fine i will taste test the geese.
we can probably cook a few of them and then keep at least two for laying eggs?
cooking a geese is probably the same as cooking a chicken and my dad's done that so it should not be hard.

[parodeity]

i might if anyone else asked
i got soap and shampoo
and terrible socks
also i assume were meeting some bullshit requirements for restoration

maybe we should keep like four
what if they get lonely with just two

[windeity]

new best bro rule, nepotism is in full effect.
socks are, like, the lowest tier on the gift tree. what are we even supposed to do with socks?
it would be really nice if mr. f actually told us what was happening but that is apparently not going to be a thing.
i am not sure geese CAN get lonely.
where would we even keep them?

[Somehow this isn't a no though so there's that.]

[parodeity]

pause
when does nepotism kick in in my benefit??

[windeity]

um...whenever is convenient probably.
technically it is always a thing but we have not done anything where i have to apply it.

[parodeity]

what seriously
what all vip perks do i get w your friendship

[windeity]

dinner and a show?
dude i don't know, but they must be good enough if we have been friends for this long.

[parodeity]

bullshit i obviously didnt realize this setup came with benefits
i want my dinner and a show
pay up
if i am supporting your sissy soap habit i clearly have to cash in

[windeity]

it is not my fault you did not read the fine print.
you're the one who was talking about soap first, don't front.
but sure. bring me a couple of eggs and i can do that much.
you still didn't answer where the geese are living btw.

[parodeity]

we could maybe take over the roof of the empty house next door
ernest henningway

[windeity]

do geese need a coop? like chickens.
they cannot all be called ernest henningway...

[parodeity]

possibly
so wed need to bob the builder it

if we keep four i name two
and i am using ernest henningway fuck you egbert

[windeity]

it should not be that hard, it's just a cage. if we have materials i could probably put it together myself.
i just said four of them cannot be ernest henningway.
one of them has to be eggolas.

[parodeity]

[ this reminds me gandalf apped ]

quackie chan

[windeity]

[omg good...that'll be a trip.]

steven squawking.

[parodeity]

haha fuck ok this is why were friends

[windeity]

there's your vip perks, i think i just agreed to house a quartet of geese.
we can figure out what to do with the others later too.
have they laid eggs yet or do we have to wait?

[parodeity]

can those perks extend to you hauling the bath water
also i have like
two eggs

[windeity]

oh i already started that. so i guess so.
two eggs is like part of a dinner.
do you even like eggs?

[parodeity]

oh were you gonna take one first
and idk ive never had just eggs specifically
theyre probably fine

[windeity]

no, i just filled a barrel to store behind the house after we talked about it to make sure we have it.
how have you never had eggs?
even mcdonalds has eggs.
they're not good eggs, but they are eggs.

[parodeity]

oh
well did you want the first bath

[ he conveniently ignores the eggs question ]

[windeity]

to the spoils go the victor.
wait, shit, reverse those.
your soap and shampoo, you take the first one.
i can work on eggs. and the geese coop.

[parodeity]

you didnt have to haul up water for me
but yeah ok i think im faster than you anyway

what the fuck do i do w the other twenty geese