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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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#E00707 set nebulously whenever tf vriska does the dice thing

[parodeity]

hey i think im dying maybe
are you chill with being left nauti buoy in my will
and like
my collection of bones

[windeity]

wait what?
why?
i mean yes i will take care of your lobster, whatever, but why are you dying and leaving me bones and shellfish?

[parodeity]

i cut myself but im bleeding wrong

[windeity]

what do you mean you're bleeding wrong???

[parodeity]

my bloods weird
ergo im clearly dying
or like
weirdness is happening

[windeity]

that still explains nothing.
what kind of weird? are you not bleeding anymore?

[parodeity]

oh no im still bleeding i pauses taking care of it to alert you to my imminent death

[windeity]

???
dude where are you??

[parodeity]

eh just the roof

[windeity]

i'm coming up with bandages, be right there.

[parodeity]

yeah yeah i wont move

[windeity]

[Up to the roof he goes, immediately slamming the front door and flying up to get a better look.]

Should I always just assume "the roof" is going to be the answer? [Hi, he's here, he's moving close and he's checking out Dave for any immediate obvious injuries.]

[parodeity]

[ dave shrugs. there's blood on his palm - cut with a sword, he doesn't look that worried despite his messages - but it's weird and gray.

obviously, he is dying. ]

Sometimes I'm other places.

[windeity]

Garden, roof, living room when I'm playing. [Emergency call 911. But John settles next to him and he doesn't bother asking for permission before taking Dave's hand to look at it, examining the blood and slowly raising an eyebrow.]

...weird question, have you bled before since we got here?

[parodeity]

Yeah, plenty.

[ dave says, in a completely non-worrying manner. he doesn't pull his hand away or tense up when john takes it. he obviously has done

nothing at all to stop his hand bleeding mostly it was clearly more important to text people about it first??

but john can't judge, his first reaction to "holy shit a meteor?" was to basically text his friends. ]

[windeity]

[That's not alarming, thanks Dave. But yeah, he can't judge so like. Whatever. He's examining Dave's hand before he sighs.]

I'll bandage it. You don't think this is another shadow thing, do you?

[parodeity]

...I'm not sure. [ he Definitely doesn't want to suggest the obvious "let's cut you and find out" or put the idea in john's head at all if john hasn't thought of it, because

no. ]

I don't think so. I've bled since then. [ minor bullshit. ]

[windeity]

[He didn't, but he absolutely would if Dave mentioned it so good call?? As it is, he's giving him a curious, perplexed look at the mention of that.]

Huh. Okay, so something new. What were you doing before you got cut?

[parodeity]

[ sometimes dave isn't a complete moron ]

Just trainin'. Sword slipped. [ which isn't his usual grace, so? ]

[windeity]

[???]

Since when have you ever fumbled with a blade?

[parodeity]

I'm touched by your faith in me.

[ not...often. not without someone tripping him up, anyway.

he thinks of that poor dead crow tho. ]

[windeity]

Shut up. You might just have been overdoing it if you were training for a while. [Still sounds fake, but. Give him a moment and he'll figure out basic first aid.]

At least it's not bleeding that much, but the gray is a little creepy. Maybe it'll go back to normal tomorrow?

[parodeity]

I'll have to check then, I guess. [ by, obviously, cutting his hand back open probably

because why???

dave's just kind of letting john do whatever to his hand even though he would assuredly be more competent about it if he just did it himself... ]

[windeity]

Preferably not on purpose. [Tada! A bandaged hand which...would have worked better if Dave did it himself, but he tried.]

Do you think maybe Vriska would have any ideas? Troll blood's weird.

[parodeity]

I texted her to ask if my weird troll blood ranks me higher than Vantas or lower. What is the point of a hemospectrum if you can't sit a rung above your friend and mock him mercilessly?

[ he doesn't respond to "not on purpose" because like

yeah

first thing in the morning ]