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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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Crows were the closest I got before the lobster and geese. I liked petting cats during the portal event though?

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Dr. Meowgon was very helpful in my lab experiences on LOLAR. Plus I am pretty sure cats like heights.

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Why are all your cat name ideas bad movie references.

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Shut up, Dr. Meowgon is totally fine! [Rude???]

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More importantly why do I get all of these...you've ruined me. I'm gonna sue.

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Admit it, your life is much better knowing these references! [He looks positively delighted, help.] If you didn't, what else would you have to make fun of?

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I'm sure I could find something. You're kind of a giant doofus. [ ...but it's not a genuine insult and it's said with way too much affection. ] I guess we can double-reference name a kitten, god save its soul.

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[He's not even mildly insulted but he does stick his tongue out a little.] You make it sound like that is the worst thing to happen. The kitten will be fine, and you like me in spite of me being a giant doofus so what does that say about you?

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That my taste in guys is "quasi ridiculous idiots with slight assholeish tendencies who are all in all good dudes at their heart"?

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That is a very specific type, Dave. [Just saying.] ...I know it's not over yet, but you're doing pretty good for a first date.

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You're not so bad yourself. [ dave you wanted to go on this date of course you'd rate john as a+ passing ] ...I forgot we were on a date for a second.

[ bickering about cat names became the top priority. ]

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That's flattering. [Whether he means that he's not so bad or that Dave forgot he doesn't say. But he's just shaking his head anyway.] Is that a good or a bad thing?

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It's an "I think maybe we're constantly on a date anyway" sort of thing.

[ john wasn't. wrong. ]

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So do you believe me now? [VALIDATE HIM.]

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Don't be smug?? [ he kicks john under the table. gently. ] ...Ready for dessert?

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[He's still snickering. He'll be smug all he wants, thank you. But he kicks Dave back just as gently.] I think so. Lay it on me.

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Okay but don't laugh. [ it is...

ice cream. from his sylladex

topped with an ice heart he Definitely got from shouto? ]

The cookies aren't like chocolate chip or anything because. Where the fuck is chocolate. So. Butter...sugar...things? Look, we tried.

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[It's hard not to laugh because like. It's cute? So he looks amused and covers his mouth to hide a grin.]

How many people did you actually recruit for this date? [Dave you tried so hard. It doesn't go unnoticed.]

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As many as I needed? [ lOOK don't you judge him, egbert. ] I promised feet-sweeping??

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You're ridiculous. [It's flattering though.] Consider me foot-swept, then. Wait, that sounds stupid. Consider it done though.

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But I haven't even finished pulling out all the stops??

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Yeah, I know. I think I was promised a show? [He would have been happy with just the flowers, Dave, jesus christ. Still, he's going to look at the ice cream and gesture to it.] You're sharing with me aren't you?

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I'll have some, yeah. [ ...HE BELATEDLY PRODUCES TWO SPOONS. you. you don't eat ice cream with your hands. ] And the show is at home?

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[They could??? But he takes a spoon and immediately digs in anyway.] Do I get to guess what this show is?

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You can try to guess if you want? [ he can probably guess. ]