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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[windeity]

[...well, yes. Those are always in his head and he's aware that he can tell that the breathing from the cat is out of sync with Dave's breathing and he hates that this is a thing he can tell. On the other hand...he's not sure Dave should or wants to hear everything so.]

Do you want dibs on everything? [...then again, Ayano wanted dibs on some things, too, and he has to wonder about that.]

[parodeity]

Yeah, always. Whenever you're willin' to give them to me.

[ it's an easy answer. ]

[windeity]

What about if it's stuff you might not like hearing about? Hypothetically, since I think you would be fine with everything but just in case.

[parodeity]

...Same question in reverse, dumbass. I think we have the same answer.

[windeity]

Uh. "I can handle it and I want to know everything"? Because that would be my answer.

[parodeity]

Then we're on the same page.

[windeity]

Okay. Then like I said I just need time to understand. And then I think I can tell you everything you want to know. Just not right now because I am tired of thinking.

[parodeity]

Then I would say you should finish your food and go to sleep?

[windeity]

[Shoving another fry at him.] Said I was tired of thinking, not tired. There is a difference. Also scoot over a little, I think my ass is going to fall off of the bed.

[parodeity]

You are the one who chose to lay down like half in my lap, what did you expect.

[ he'll scoot. a little. ]

Also do not get crumbs on my bed.

[windeity]

Yeah, and you let me. What does that say about you? [But he's shifting to take up the extra space and comfortably lay on Dave's bed with him while also not moving from his current spot. Can't disturb the cat.] And I'm not going to get crumbs on your bed, geez. Even if we did we have a hand-vac we can use.

[...did John buy a hand vacuum? Yes. Yes he did.]

[parodeity]

Since when??

[ WHY DOES JOHN KEEP BUYING HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES TO SPRING ON DAVE AT RANDOM ]

[windeity]

I don't know, last week? [Shrug.] I like being prepared and also the floor was getting gross since Mewpac tracks litter on the floor sometimes.

[parodeity]

Why are you a housewife.

[windeity]

Fuck off, I am not! [What if he just doesn't talk about remembering the time he aggressively ironed his pants out of boredom.] Are you up for a while?

[parodeity]

You're absolutely a housewife. You keep, like...house-wifing. You've made it into a verb. You are living the verb. [ what if we mostly ignore that question... ] Aren't you? You said you weren't tired.

[windeity]

That doesn't even make sense! [What if he just pushes at Dave's face and probably misses a little since Dave still has his glasses for some reason?] Yeah. I have homework I should be doing but it is not due right away so I was thinking of taking the night off. Movie? Something else?

[parodeity]

You can watch one if you want? I am not sure how much I would take in.

[ he is still running on questionable levels of sleep let him live ]

I may try to do some school reading?

[windeity]

How are you planning on taking in shit you're reading if you are not even sure you can take in a movie? [Called the fuck out.]

[parodeity]

Easier to re-read pages than to rewind a movie someone else is watching. [ FUCK OFF ]

[windeity]

Okay. Let me revise what I was saying. I was thinking of taking the night off with you. And if you are seriously at questionable levels of functional then I am going to come up with a few other suggestions.

[parodeity]

Why honey, you do care. [ dryly. ] Okay, hit me with your other suggestions just to see what they are.

[windeity]

Shut up. [He rolls his eyes, but yeah.] You could probably stand to sleep a little? I can tell when you're still awake and faking it.

[The breathing thing, dude.]

[parodeity]

I don't fake bein' asleep.

[ HE JUST...lies there and doesn't sleep

no faking required

and then refuses to admit he's not sleeping

IT'S DIFFERENT.

(it's not different) ]

[windeity]

Okay but you're not actually sleeping either, so what are we going to do about that? [Dave why are you like this.]