JOHN EGBERT
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."
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so john gets zero warning when dave unlocks the door and slides inside, his free hand scrubbing up under his shades to put pressure on his eyes as he shuts the door behind him, trying to clock john's location and maybe mewpac's if john picked up the cat already. ]
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John's asleep but Mewpac hears the door and automatically perks up, a trill sort of noise as she stands up and stomps on John's spine to jump off and trot to greet Dave, winding her way around his ankles and waiting for acknowledgement.
There's a slight shift under the blankets, but he's not quite awake yet. But here they are and there's a blanket half-hazardly tacked up against the window and what appears to be a half-empty bottle of water on the desk. Everything looks almost...normal.]
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blackout curtains. they'd talked about that. it's probably john's attempt at making do, dave thinks. he picks up mewpac without missing a beat, scratching behind her ears as he tries to order his thoughts.
john's on the floor, and that's...
stupid...
and while he'd kind of be willing to join john usually dave also really wants to be in an actual bed. he drops the cat (cat, not a kitten) onto said bed and leans over john and tries to figure out if he even has to bother waking him up to move him.
probably not, if he's fast about it, and that's the one thing dave always is. at least the cat is used to him flashstepping, and john isn't as light a sleeper as dave so it's...
fine probably maybe he'll sleep through being toted up onto the bed instead of the goddamn floor, what the fuck john ]
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His glasses are still on the floor and yeah, he's mostly out still even if he frowns in his sleep by the sudden movement. Savior of the Waking World is definitely not quite awake yet.]
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it's probably harder to sleep through dave getting into bed and shifting around, but he's quiet about it and doesn't actively try to wake john up because neither of them was sleeping enough the past while, probably. but he's automatically slotting his back to the wall and dragging john in and to his chest, even though he doesn't usually immediately go to try to be a big spoon.
let him live maybe.
the cat probably judges and also takes over one of the pillows. ]
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Frankly, John probably showered just the bare minimum to stop being a swampy wilderness man but that doesn't stop him from smelling a little like shampoo still and the fact he hasn't shaved for a few weeks and probably should. He doesn't bother turning around even though he's awake enough to register Dave's back, but instead he tightens his grip on the arm and moves to press his mouth to Dave's hand.
There's also a mumble of something but he's not that awake yet. Give him a sec.]
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so john can keep one of his arms and the other just slots in securely around john's waist and it's fine, probably. ]
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You're late. [It's a petulant kind of mumble and hardly serious at all, but here they are.]
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[But he's grinning so yeah, not serious.] How are you going to win me back?
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Bribery, obviously. Or blackmail may be easier?
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Don't blackmail me, jackass. I have even more blackmail against you anyway I think. But I am definitely open to bribes.
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I can blackmail you if you want. I have more embarrassing photos of you than you have of me?
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That's rude, do not blackmail me? Also I think I would have to be embarrassed by those photos for them to be embarrassing photos. So nice try.
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dave snorts. ]
I definitely have pictures you maybe don't want other people to see.
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[ what has he been doing... ]
...You gave me permission.
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...I did, but now I want to know what kind of pictures they are. Can I see?
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Um. [ uM. ]
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...that does not inspire confidence, Dave.
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besides getting flustered about being asked about wtf pictures he's been taking. ]
Shut up, your face is dumb??? And. Your everything. [ this is a gradeschool comeback but he's tired, shut up, ] ...Just. You know. Pictures. Sometimes when you're really not paying attention.
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...Candid shots? [ that explains nothing and he knows it ]
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