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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

[ there's noises of complaint as john shifts because he'd apparently decided he was going to be a big spoon and john is not facilitating this??? but if john's moving to face him more he'll sigh and press closer. ]

Bribery, obviously. Or blackmail may be easier?

[windeity]

[Dave can be big spoon when John decides he doesn't want to look at him anymore and sleep instead?? Geez, Dave. But he's busy winding his legs around Dave's to trap him and cuddling up into his chest, nose burrowed in Dave's collar.]

Don't blackmail me, jackass. I have even more blackmail against you anyway I think. But I am definitely open to bribes.

[parodeity]

[ this is fine probably. there aren't any embarrassing shivers unless john decides to rub his face against skin so whatever. ]

I can blackmail you if you want. I have more embarrassing photos of you than you have of me?

[windeity]

[That'll occur soon enough, actually.]

That's rude, do not blackmail me? Also I think I would have to be embarrassed by those photos for them to be embarrassing photos. So nice try.

[parodeity]

[ but it hasn't yet so it's fine!

dave snorts. ]

I definitely have pictures you maybe don't want other people to see.

[windeity]

I hate that I have to ask, but from what lifetime?

[parodeity]

...Both, technically. But I wouldn't want to share some of the more embarrassing shots from here. [ there's an irritated noise as his arm around john's waist tightens. ] I haven't even shared 'em with you, I'm not about to go usin' them on other people.

[ what has he been doing... ]

...You gave me permission.

[windeity]

[What if he just snuggles his face into Dave's shoulder? What then.]

...I did, but now I want to know what kind of pictures they are. Can I see?

[parodeity]

[ depends on if he gets any skin instead of just shirt??? ]

Um. [ uM. ]

[windeity]

[He's getting there and he's probably just starting to burrow past Dave's shirt.]

...that does not inspire confidence, Dave.

[parodeity]

[ well his chill is CLEARLY in place until anything happens.

besides getting flustered about being asked about wtf pictures he's been taking. ]

Shut up, your face is dumb??? And. Your everything. [ this is a gradeschool comeback but he's tired, shut up, ] ...Just. You know. Pictures. Sometimes when you're really not paying attention.

[windeity]

That is still not inspiring confidence and now you're being mean. [It's sleepy amusement though.] I want examples, Strider. What kind of dumb pictures?

[parodeity]

[ he'll probably freak and stop talking whenever his shirt is more aside in a flustered way, but for now he's mostly focused on being flustered about the picture thing still yes. ]

...Candid shots? [ that explains nothing and he knows it ]

[windeity]

Unless they are pictures of me, like, drooling in my sleep or something I am not sure I would be embarrassed. Candid shots make sense.

[parodeity]

I mean, yeah, I have those also. [ "also" ]

[windeity]

[...what if his only response is a very gentle bite at the curve between Dave's neck and shoulder?]

Tell meeee. [That is absolutely going to work, clearly.]

[parodeity]

[ what the actual fuck, john.

the...USUAL, WHY IS THIS USUAL: caught breath in his throat as he holds it for several heartbeats and tries (fails) to stamp his pulse down, a weird tensing and a quiet noise in the back of his throat. dave doesn't actually loosen his hold or pull away and he doesn't return the favor but, like, okay, that's happening he guesses.

it takes him a little longer than usual to work his way around to replying and, like, breathing again for some reason, but whatever that's probably fine. ]

They're mine??

[windeity]

But they're of me so I want to know. [He will bite again if he has to??? Dave plz.] I am just curious, I probably won't even care.

[parodeity]

[ hang on he's still mildly panicked about john having facial hair, this is clearly red alert status. ] I don't want to move.

[windeity]

[Sorry his face is a little scratchy, Dave.]

Describe them then. You're not playing fair.

[parodeity]

[ yeah no he...likes that...............spare him his fucking life ]

Um. Last time we were together, I took some.

[windeity]

When we were watching movies and in bed and stuff? [What the fuck how did he NOT notice that...(probably easily.) But yeah, he moves to kind of nuzzle Dave's face and neck. Answers, Strider.]

[parodeity]

[ cool. dave shivers and there's something near a whine but he's not going to acknowledge that, so whatever.

but he does cave. ]

...Also when you were sleeping. And you had, you know.

[ you know

back

when john let him give him a hickey thanks dave that's probably the creepiest thing he's done all year maybe good luck with that john why did you give dave permission to take pictures whenever ]

[windeity]

....you took pictures of my hickey? [God. He was asleep and now he's just...laughing a little incredulously.] Why are you so...[He thinks it's weird but he also thinks it's funny? Jfc.] Okay, you're right. I am glad those are just for your personal collection.

[parodeity]

I have pictures of mine too? [ that makes it worse and not better probably. dave's sulking and he loosens his grip in case john wants to escape but. ] And most of my pictures of you aren't for other people. I don't want them to look at you like I look at you. You have really cute smiles that they don't need to see without workin' for 'em.

[ apparently he classes just pictures of john smiling as "personal only" also sometimes? congrats john ]