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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass."

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also casually puts his font here for tagging not on my laptop whoops
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normal font too!

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[parodeity]

[ his boyfriend is now laughing at him? helpful. ]

[windeity]

[He's attempting to push at Dave's face but he misses and sort of smacks the window instead :|] Quit laughing!

[parodeity]

No, no, I think you should tell me more about this "general datin' stuff".

[windeity]

No one needs to hear that holding your hand is a turn-on, jackass. Least of all you. [He tries again solely to pap Dave's face. This is still not entirely successful.]

[parodeity]

[ was john trying to get dave to hold his hand. that succeeded, if so.

he still sounds nothing more than warmly amused though. ]

How in the fuck?

[windeity]

[Like. Not opposed but okay, cool.]

I'm not sure if that's a real question or not, babe.

[parodeity]

It's obviously a real question. Explain, Egbert.

[windeity]

You're a wizard and you bewitched me. That's definitely the story I am sticking with here.

[parodeity]

No, I think you should expand on this. Are you turned on, John?

[windeity]

For reasons I seriously cannot explain, yeah, kind of! [Ugggh...] Does it make a difference?

[parodeity]

How long has that been a thing?

[windeity]

What, being turned on by you? Or being turned on by holding hands?

[parodeity]

I obviously want to know the answers to both those questions?

[windeity]

How is it it's almost my birthday but you're the one interrogating me?

[parodeity]

'Cause you're a sucker who's gonna answer? [ he's bluffing. ]

[windeity]

Okay yes, but you don't have to phrase it like that. [A sigh.] ...November and January, respectively.

[parodeity]

Specific events? And I can phrase it however I please. Ain't like I haven't done worse to you thataways.

[windeity]

Not even really specific events, just kind of realizations that I figured out weren't flukes and went "oh, this makes a lot more sense." Generally when I cannot stop thinking about things I figure that means it's a permanent thing.

[parodeity]

You're so ridiculous. [ but he reaches over to snag the tie off of john's face. they've just come to the beach. ]

[windeity]

[They are, in fact, at the beach. He blinks in surprise (and adjusts to the light) as he looks out the windshield.]

...the ocean?

[parodeity]

It's a little cold but you like this kinda bullshit. Picnic was a little obvious, huh?

[windeity]

[A shrug.] I like things when they're a little obvious. I'm not a huge fan of head games. [But he grins anyway.] Besides, I think I signed on to be your personal heater a while ago.

[parodeity]

I'm not sure how a date could be a head game. But I like...made food. And I have a blanket. So we can sit wherever?

[windeity]

Vic and I were fucked up, I guess. [...hold on.] Did you say you made food?

[parodeity]

I'm not like a lethal chef or anything, I'll have you know. You're just better.