1) hypothetically speaking how opposed are you to two dozen geese as pets 2) i have something for you but you have to promise not to swoon 3) 1 wasnt hypothetical i have 24 geese in my fucking sylladex and i need to empty it out theyre eating up all my card space and i feel like im thirteen again juggling like ten cards maximum and having to creatively rename everything "creatively" in this scenario meaning "god what caveman speak are you gonna fucking accept"
um. are they firebreathing geese? because some of the geese out there already tried to light me on fire and i am not looking forward to that possibility again. if the "something" is geese you do not have to worry about swooning, duh. or swooning of any kind for anything. why do you have 24, i thought the quest said only 12???
i like to keep busy and this one might definitely be worth spamming also no i tried not to catch any fire breathing ones i mean some of them might secretly be some have teeth but they also lay eggs and we can probably cook those they have color doesnt our bullshit science mean maybe they have taste we can taste test and see
anyway are you sure about swooning bc i definitely have soap and shampoo i hate how happy i am about these things but i fucking hate the goddamn peasant lifestyle most of it is whatever but i could always manage to find soap readily up to this point in my life also if you sass me im not sharing keep that in mind for your next remarks
i guess that makes sense. if my hood catches on fire again i am blaming you. so now we have geese and the lobster? but i could cook the eggs, sure. it would not be that hard to boil them or scramble them, or use them for other bases, eggs are actually kind of versatile. you're using me to taste test aren't you. wait where did you get soap and shampoo? you have to share! dude i am so tired of being kind of gross.
john i dont have to share i could entirely keep it to myself but no you idiot that was the secondary purpose of this message there isnt enough for like more than just us but whatever im reasonably sure that was my geese reward like knives i think were harpies quests seem to have one specific reward theme i cant tell what skills is yet socks or clothes fuck only knows what wishes are bc i didnt notice anything so who knows if that even worked
also i wasnt using you to taste test originally but now i am congrats how many geese should we keep do we cook some do we know how to cook geese this is the royal we where we is just you but i take credit obviously
you could but you wouldn't. probably. oh. ok that makes a lot more sense. but also why? like that makes sense, sure, but it makes you wonder why those specific things. knives make sense for the harpies since we had to kill them, but soap? what else did you get? also hey have you noticed that more things have color lately? like. you know. the sky. and stars. what the fuck is happening to this place?
ugggggh fine i will taste test the geese. we can probably cook a few of them and then keep at least two for laying eggs? cooking a geese is probably the same as cooking a chicken and my dad's done that so it should not be hard.
new best bro rule, nepotism is in full effect. socks are, like, the lowest tier on the gift tree. what are we even supposed to do with socks? it would be really nice if mr. f actually told us what was happening but that is apparently not going to be a thing. i am not sure geese CAN get lonely. where would we even keep them?
bullshit i obviously didnt realize this setup came with benefits i want my dinner and a show pay up if i am supporting your sissy soap habit i clearly have to cash in
it is not my fault you did not read the fine print. you're the one who was talking about soap first, don't front. but sure. bring me a couple of eggs and i can do that much. you still didn't answer where the geese are living btw.
it should not be that hard, it's just a cage. if we have materials i could probably put it together myself. i just said four of them cannot be ernest henningway. one of them has to be eggolas.
there's your vip perks, i think i just agreed to house a quartet of geese. we can figure out what to do with the others later too. have they laid eggs yet or do we have to wait?
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2) i have something for you but you have to promise not to swoon
3) 1 wasnt hypothetical i have 24 geese in my fucking sylladex and i need to empty it out
theyre eating up all my card space and i feel like im thirteen again
juggling like ten cards maximum and having to creatively rename everything
"creatively" in this scenario meaning "god what caveman speak are you gonna fucking accept"
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are they firebreathing geese? because some of the geese out there already tried to light me on fire and i am not looking forward to that possibility again.
if the "something" is geese you do not have to worry about swooning, duh.
or swooning of any kind for anything.
why do you have 24, i thought the quest said only 12???
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also no i tried not to catch any fire breathing ones
i mean
some of them might secretly be
some have teeth
but they also lay eggs and we can probably cook those
they have color doesnt our bullshit science mean maybe they have taste
we can taste test and see
anyway are you sure about swooning
bc i definitely have soap and shampoo
i hate how happy i am about these things
but i fucking hate the goddamn peasant lifestyle
most of it is whatever but i could always manage to find soap readily up to this point in my life
also if you sass me im not sharing
keep that in mind for your next remarks
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if my hood catches on fire again i am blaming you.
so now we have geese and the lobster?
but i could cook the eggs, sure. it would not be that hard to boil them or scramble them, or use them for other bases, eggs are actually kind of versatile.
you're using me to taste test aren't you.
wait where did you get soap and shampoo?
you have to share!
dude i am so tired of being kind of gross.
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but no you idiot that was the secondary purpose of this message
there isnt enough for like more than just us but whatever
im reasonably sure that was my geese reward
like knives i think were harpies
quests seem to have one specific reward theme
i cant tell what skills is yet
socks or clothes
fuck only knows what wishes are bc i didnt notice anything so who knows if that even worked
also i wasnt using you to taste test originally but now i am congrats
how many geese should we keep
do we cook some
do we know how to cook geese
this is the royal we where we is just you but i take credit obviously
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oh.
ok that makes a lot more sense.
but also why? like that makes sense, sure, but it makes you wonder why those specific things.
knives make sense for the harpies since we had to kill them, but soap?
what else did you get?
also hey have you noticed that more things have color lately?
like. you know. the sky. and stars.
what the fuck is happening to this place?
ugggggh fine i will taste test the geese.
we can probably cook a few of them and then keep at least two for laying eggs?
cooking a geese is probably the same as cooking a chicken and my dad's done that so it should not be hard.
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i got soap and shampoo
and terrible socks
also i assume were meeting some bullshit requirements for restoration
maybe we should keep like four
what if they get lonely with just two
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socks are, like, the lowest tier on the gift tree. what are we even supposed to do with socks?
it would be really nice if mr. f actually told us what was happening but that is apparently not going to be a thing.
i am not sure geese CAN get lonely.
where would we even keep them?
[Somehow this isn't a no though so there's that.]
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when does nepotism kick in in my benefit??
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technically it is always a thing but we have not done anything where i have to apply it.
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what all vip perks do i get w your friendship
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dude i don't know, but they must be good enough if we have been friends for this long.
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i want my dinner and a show
pay up
if i am supporting your sissy soap habit i clearly have to cash in
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you're the one who was talking about soap first, don't front.
but sure. bring me a couple of eggs and i can do that much.
you still didn't answer where the geese are living btw.
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ernest henningway
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they cannot all be called ernest henningway...
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so wed need to bob the builder it
if we keep four i name two
and i am using ernest henningway fuck you egbert
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i just said four of them cannot be ernest henningway.
one of them has to be eggolas.
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quackie chan
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steven squawking.
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we can figure out what to do with the others later too.
have they laid eggs yet or do we have to wait?
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also i have like
two eggs
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two eggs is like part of a dinner.
do you even like eggs?
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and idk ive never had just eggs specifically
theyre probably fine
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