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[windeity]

JOHN EGBERT | BLUE | #0715CD
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If you want a kitten that bad, we can have one. We just have to keep it away from the geese until it's bigger.

[parodeity]

I mean. Fair point. Maybe we should move the geese to a plot of land in Flavo?

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We could probably make a house for them. Do you think they'd stay though? [Are either of them eating at this point? John's had two slices but they also keep talking about animals so.]

[parodeity]

[ dave had one slice?? ]

We could ask Sabrina to reinforce a fence with magic?

[windeity]

Ask who? [He is definitely thinking Sabrina the teenage witch and he's not sure that's correct.]

[parodeity]

Red headed witch who doesn't like giving out her name?

[windeity]

We have one of those? If she doesn't even like giving out her name do you think she'd give out favors like that?

[parodeity]

We're friends. She was just all paranoid at first and she's pretty secretive?

[windeity]

Is her name actually Sabrina though? I guess it doesn't matter, but now you have me curious.

[parodeity]

I don't think so, but I don't know her actual one. I figure if she ever wants to share she will?

[windeity]

Whatever. If you want to ask for her help it wouldn't hurt. And then we won't have to worry about the kitten wandering where it shouldn't.

[parodeity]

I think worrying about kittens wandering is part of the experience, if Rose was accurate at all.

[windeity]

Maybe. I've never had a pet so I do not really know what to expect. But if Rose's planet is any indication the kitten will probably follow us around and everything.

[parodeity]

Crows were the closest I got before the lobster and geese. I liked petting cats during the portal event though?

[windeity]

Dr. Meowgon was very helpful in my lab experiences on LOLAR. Plus I am pretty sure cats like heights.

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Why are all your cat name ideas bad movie references.

[windeity]

Shut up, Dr. Meowgon is totally fine! [Rude???]

[parodeity]

More importantly why do I get all of these...you've ruined me. I'm gonna sue.

[windeity]

Admit it, your life is much better knowing these references! [He looks positively delighted, help.] If you didn't, what else would you have to make fun of?

[parodeity]

I'm sure I could find something. You're kind of a giant doofus. [ ...but it's not a genuine insult and it's said with way too much affection. ] I guess we can double-reference name a kitten, god save its soul.

[windeity]

[He's not even mildly insulted but he does stick his tongue out a little.] You make it sound like that is the worst thing to happen. The kitten will be fine, and you like me in spite of me being a giant doofus so what does that say about you?

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That my taste in guys is "quasi ridiculous idiots with slight assholeish tendencies who are all in all good dudes at their heart"?

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That is a very specific type, Dave. [Just saying.] ...I know it's not over yet, but you're doing pretty good for a first date.

[parodeity]

You're not so bad yourself. [ dave you wanted to go on this date of course you'd rate john as a+ passing ] ...I forgot we were on a date for a second.

[ bickering about cat names became the top priority. ]

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That's flattering. [Whether he means that he's not so bad or that Dave forgot he doesn't say. But he's just shaking his head anyway.] Is that a good or a bad thing?